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Night 5
Aug 18, 2009 15:22:23 GMT -5
Post by Hawkmod on Aug 18, 2009 15:22:23 GMT -5
The town gathered once again to see what could go wrong next.
"Good news everyone! I have found a vile peacekeeper," announced Hockeyguy. "Let’s Kill Bill. We can even make it into a movie."
"That is a completely false accusation. I am the Rebel Leader! Who is actually not a Rebel, but a Peacekeeper! Okay so it is completely true, but you are so more of a traitor than me."
“Nuh uh. I'm the Minister of Defense's son.”
“Umm.” Hockey Monkey mumbles.
“Minister of War sorry. Uh dad, did I ever mention you have a really nice rack...”
*whack*
Bill continues “Guys this war isn't necessary. We all are online pseudonyms who post here to escape the loneliness of our day to day lives. Can't we all just get along?”
“Kill him!” the town collectively shouts.
“Uh oh.” Bills takes off and heads to the park. He weaves around soldiers and vehicles and picks up a small item.
“No. not again!” yells Nanook as he dives for cover.
“Wait, it's just a cup of tea,” claims Pumpjack "with a hint of lemon."
“Allow me.” states Hockey Money.
Hockey Monkey pulls out a puck and places it at her feet. She winds back with her hockey stick and swings it sending a slap shot off a picketed fence at the far right end of the park. The puck ricocheted off a swing set and spins around a merry go round. It bounces off a bench and barrels down a slide flying straight ahead into the awaiting neck of Bill.
Bill watches the puck with a smile on his face. He is satisfied with the role he has played and hopes between hope that he can finally truly be TLV – the last victim.
Bill, The Rebel Leader, A peacekeeper, has been impaled.
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Night 5
Aug 18, 2009 16:51:15 GMT -5
Post by BillMc on Aug 18, 2009 16:51:15 GMT -5
Well imagine that!
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Night 5
Aug 19, 2009 13:00:34 GMT -5
Post by Captain Pinkies on Aug 19, 2009 13:00:34 GMT -5
<== passes Bill a Moose Drool..
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