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Post by bufftabby on Jan 22, 2011 19:07:04 GMT -5
The group of travellers grows smaller every day. As everyone gathers together to kill off yet another of their number, in hopes that this time the killer will finally be killed, the companions' reluctance is palpable. Ullz is the most beautiful of the group, and no one seems to be able to find it in their heart to even look askance at such a sweet girl, let alone kill her in cold blood. Surely one such as her is just as innocent as everyone else the group has mistakenly killed thus far!
Everyone looks at one another, hoping someone else will volunteer to end Ullz's life, as the lord of the castle is nowhere to be found to do his own dirty work. You are beginning to suspect that the lord himself is the true murderer, and you are all simply his pawns.
As you contemplate this, you notice that the lovely Ullz's once-blue eyes have begun to glow a frightening shade of red, and she is muttering softly under her breath. Her eyes glow brighter as her voice grows stronger, until you can finally make out what she is saying. "My soul?" she growls. "What if I have no soul?"
Everyone backs away from Ullz, with even the densest of the group having realized that there is a true evil presence in their midst. She is now glowing so brightly that she can barely be seen through the red haze, and she is roaring so loudly that some of you cover your ears. "MY SOUL? WHAT IF I HAVE NO SOUL?"
With a final roar and a bright flash, Ullz disintegrates, leaving only echoes and smoke behind. As the smoke clears, you see a card lying on the ground where the most beautiful woman you've ever seen once stood: X. The Wheel of Fortune.
Total Ullz, Scum Redirector, has been lynched.[/color]
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Post by storyteller0910 on Jan 22, 2011 19:40:56 GMT -5
!!!
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Post by peekercpa on Jan 22, 2011 19:45:25 GMT -5
told you mother fuckers
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Post by peekercpa on Jan 22, 2011 19:52:13 GMT -5
and, btw fuck the fucking woot fucking woot.
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Post by peekercpa on Jan 22, 2011 20:15:14 GMT -5
rut roh. the boy is getting the feeling back. scum bastards better be fucking ready to roll tomorrow because i've got another on inked in the book.
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Post by Renata on Jan 22, 2011 20:33:55 GMT -5
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Post by brewha on Jan 22, 2011 21:34:43 GMT -5
Beeeeyyyyaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
bout fuckin time! Whhheeee!
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Post by Total Ullz on Jan 23, 2011 4:31:00 GMT -5
Go scum And fluffy fluff
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Post by BillMc on Jan 23, 2011 7:56:54 GMT -5
:-)
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Post by Total Ullz on Jan 23, 2011 10:26:56 GMT -5
No gloating in the game thread
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