Post by Total Ullz on Feb 21, 2011 5:01:11 GMT -5
Ulla: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Bobarrgh.
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I am Ulla, moderator of this game and queen of fluff (I share that title with Queen bufftabby!!)
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I seek the finest and the bravest players in the world to join me in my game at www.idlemafia.com
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You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
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You make me sad. So be it.
Sir Bobarrgh: None shall play.
Ulla: What?
Sir Bobarrgh: None shall play.
Ulla: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir, but I must set up this
game.
Sir Bobarrgh: Then you shall die.
Ulla: I command you, as Queen of fluff and Moderator, to stand aside!
Sir Bobarrgh: I move for no man.
Ulla: That's fine. I'm a woman - now move!!
Sir Bobarrgh: I move for no person regardless of color, religion, sexual orientation or height.
Ulla: Look, I might be a very short person - but that's it. Don't insult my height (or lack of it!!!!)
[The fight begins]
[Ulla chops Sir Bobarrgh's left arm off]
Ulla: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Sir Bobarrgh: 'Tis but a scratch.
Ulla: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Sir Bobarrgh: No, it isn't.
Ulla: Well, what's that then?
Sir Bobarrgh: I've had worse.
Ulla: You liar!
Crowd: A liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar.
A liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar!
We caught a liar!!! A liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar -
we caught a liar!! Burn him! Burn him! We've found a liar!
We've found a liar! A Liar! A Liar! A Liar!
Ed: Oh, shut up - we already did that scene!!!
Sir Bobarrgh: Come on, you pansy!
[Ulla chops Sir Bobarrgh's right arm off]
Ulla: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
Sir Bobarrgh: Hah!
Come on then.
Ulla: What?
Sir Bobarrgh: Have at you!
Ulla: Eh. You are indeed brave, Mighty sir Bobarrgh, but the fight is mine.
Sir Bobarrgh: Oh, had enough, eh?
Ulla: Look, you stupid lumberjack**. You've got no arms left.
Sir Bobarrgh: Yes I have.
Ulla: Look!
Sir Bobarrgh: Just a flesh wound.
[Sir Bobarrgh kicks Ulla]
Ulla: Look, stop that.
Sir Bobarrgh: Chicken!
[kicks Ulla]
Chickennn!
Ulla: Look, I'll have your leg.
[Sir Bobarrgh kicks Ulla once more]
Right!
[Ulla chops Sir Bobarrgh's right leg off]
Sir Bobarrgh: Right. I'll do you for that!
Ulla: You'll what?
Sir Bobarrgh: Come here!
Ulla: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Sir Bobarrgh: I'm invincible!
Ulla: You're a looney.
Sir Bobarrgh: Sir Bobarrgh, The GIANT player of all times, always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[Ulla chops Sir Bobarrgh's last leg off]
Sir Bobarrgh: Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw.
Ulla: Come, Mr. Ed. Let's move on and start the next intermission.
Sir Bobarrgh: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Sir Bobarrgh, Scum Toughguy and known as the Dead Collector, has fought with the strength of many men - but has now been lynched.
We hope he'll bleed all over the spoiler with the rest of the loonies
Night will last no less than 36 hours and no more than 60.
** should have been "bastard" but someone censored a few words.
Look out for the spanking Mr. Co-Mod!!