Post by Total Ullz on Mar 19, 2011 11:19:42 GMT -5
Mr. Ed: Good evening. Tonight we're going to take a hard tough abrasive look at scum spotting. Hello.
Natlaw: Hello Ed
Mr. Ed: Now tell me, what exactly are you doing?
Natlaw: Er well, I'm scum spotting. I'm spotting to see if there are any scums that I can spot, and put them down in my scum spotting book.
Mr. Ed: Good. And how many scums have you spotted so far?
Natlaw: Oh, well so far Ed, up to the present moment, I've spotted nearly, ooh, nearly one.
Mr. Ed: Nearly one?
Natlaw: Er, call it none.
Mr. Ed: Fine. And er how long have you been here?
Natlaw: Three Days, no wait...er... yes, yes, three Day
Mr. Ed: So, in, er, three Days you've spotted no scum?
Natlaw: Yes in only been some few Days. Er, I tell a lie, three, be fair, five. I've been scum spotting for just the five...err... seven Days. Before that of course I was a Yeti Spotter.
Mr. Ed: A Yeti Spotter, that must have been extremely interesting.
Natlaw: Oh, it was extremely interesting, very, very - quite... it was dull; dull, dull, dull, oh God it was dull. Sitting in the Waterloo waiting room. Course once you've seen one Yeti you've seen them all.
Mr. Ed: And have you seen them all?
Natlaw: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.
Mr. Ed: Well, now tell me, what do you do when you spot a scum?
Natlaw: Er, I take its number.
Mr. Ed: Scum don't have numbers. They have information and Town has numbers. Everyone knows that!
Natlaw: Ah, well you've got to know where to look. Er, they're on the side of the engine above the piston box.
Mr. Ed: What?
Natlaw: Ah - of course you've got to make sure it's not a survivor. 'Cos if it's a survivor it goes in the survivor book.
Mr. Ed: Well how do you tell if it's a survivor?
Natlaw: Ah well, a survivor has a non-win-stealing wincon and a scum has a refreshment car, buffet, and ticket collector.
Mr. Ed: Natlaw, aren't you in fact a train Spotter?
Natlaw: What?
Mr. Ed: Don't you in fact spot trains?
Natlaw: Oh, you're no fun anymore.
(ANIMATION: Ulla in bed. Count Dracula enters. Ulla reveals her neck. The vampire goes to kiss her but his fangs fall out.)
Ullal: Oh, you're no fun anymore.
(Høøpy Frøød at the yardarm being lashed.)
Lasher:... thirty-nine... forty. All right, cut him down.
Høøpy Frøød: Oh you're no fun anymore.
(Back to Natlaw)
Natlaw: Now if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a bus.
Mr. Ed: (giggling) If you can spot one.
(Natlaw gives him a dirty look. Knight in amour appears beside him. He hits Ed with a rubbergoat.)
Natlaw, Holy Hand Grenade, Limited Vig, Town has exploded and will no longer appear in this game.
Night will last no less than 36 hours and no more than 60 hours.