Death By Irony
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Post by Death By Irony on Feb 2, 2008 17:14:42 GMT -5
Final vote count:
14 - koldanar (Diomedes, diggitcamara, Roosh, drainbead, atarus, Kat, pygmyrugger, storyteller0910, NAF1138, nesta, hawkeyeop, mhaye, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies) 3 - piratepete (hockeymonkey, koldanar, CatInASuit) 1 - Peasant Smurf (Pleonast)
Chad Note: Peasant Smurf's vote was recorded on a smurfberry and was nearly missed. Also the koldanar voter list above is correct, but adds to 13. 1 - Peasant Smurf (Pleonast) 13 - koldanar (Diomedes, diggitcamara, RoOsh, drainbead, atarus, Kat, Santo Rugger, storyteller0910, NAF1138, nesta, hawkeyeop, mhaye, Cookies) 1 - Pleonast (Peasant Smurf) 3 - piratepete (Hockey Monkey, koldanar, CatInASuit) End of chad note.
Also, remember that one of the rules is that you are not allowed to post your own vote counts! RoOsh skates because I think he was just using cut and paste."So, um, who do we vote for?" "Let's vote RoOsh! He's a good target!" "No I'm not! I hate SHOES! SHOES, you hear?" "Uh, yeah, whatever." "How about No Lynch?" "Who's No Lynch?" "I don't know. Maybe he's related to Top Dog?" "Um...what about koldanar? He's actually listed on the player roster." "Okay, sounds good to me." "Don't I get a say in this?" "Nope!" And so, the town dutifully bind koldanar and throw him in the prison cart, then push him into the center of the town square. There, a masked executioner provided by the ever thoughtful Powers That Be stands waiting, sword in hand. koldanar is led to the raised platform and pushed to his knees. "Ancient Chinese penal codes are scary," he is reported to mumble moments before his head is expertly removed from his shoulders. koldanar, Peasant, has been beheaded.
It is now Night. All parties with a Night action have 48 hours from the timestamp on this post to submit their choices, or to request that this deadline be extended by 24 hours.
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Post by Boozahol Squid, P.I. on Feb 2, 2008 18:32:01 GMT -5
Fuck. Sorry, man. Sucks to go on day one... sucks even worse in your first game, especially when you're town.
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Post by RoOsh on Feb 2, 2008 18:33:57 GMT -5
Wait- we can't update the vote counts ourselves?? ( ) What's the logic behind that rule?
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Post by Boozahol Squid, P.I. on Feb 2, 2008 18:42:07 GMT -5
Wait- we can't update the vote counts ourselves?? ( ) What's the logic behind that rule? Dude... it's ancient China: the birthplace of bureaucracy. There doesn't need to be logic behind rules.
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RoOsh
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Post by RoOsh on Feb 2, 2008 18:48:41 GMT -5
True dat, i suppose. :sigh: I love posting vote counts though. Alrighty then... You G(M)ods better have some DAMN purty vote counts with shiny reds and greens then at our behesting! So... What should i do in ancient China during the Night? If i was in Japan there would be Sake, but in China?? I've got nothing.
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Death By Irony
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Post by Death By Irony on Feb 2, 2008 19:09:58 GMT -5
Wait- we can't update the vote counts ourselves?? ( ) What's the logic behind that rule? 6. Thou May Not Post Thine Own Vote Counts. Seriously, folks. You can keep your own tallies and spreadsheets if you want, but leave the actual in-game chad counting to the Mod(s). Tallies will generally be updated once a page, but you may also request additional vote counts at any time. "As far as alcohol goes, Wikipedia says that in Ancient China alcohol was distilled from rice, honey, and fruits. Cheers!"
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Post by Gir! on Feb 2, 2008 19:10:58 GMT -5
Where's the bar?
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Santo Rugger
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Post by Santo Rugger on Feb 2, 2008 20:37:33 GMT -5
Pretty lame. But hopefully there'll be 3 cross-kills tonight.
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Feb 2, 2008 20:38:22 GMT -5
我们吮。侍酒者, 三个手指您最美好
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Post by storyteller0910 on Feb 2, 2008 20:42:07 GMT -5
Ack. Frustrated. Longer days make adverse outcomes even more painful, I think.
ToNight should be fascinating.
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Post by Death By Irony on Feb 2, 2008 20:53:19 GMT -5
我们吮。侍酒者, 三个手指您最美好 A voice booms from the heavens:
"Um...I do not think that means what you think it means. Babelfish is notoriously bad when it comes to translating stuff. The Mandate of Heaven has offered a translation service over in the Peanut Gallery if you want phrases rendered into Mandarin."
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Post by Gir! on Feb 2, 2008 20:53:26 GMT -5
What did Cookies just say?
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Post by Merestil Haye on Feb 2, 2008 21:01:18 GMT -5
I don't know. Maybe we ought to peek into the Land of Dry Roasted and find out?
Maybe that's where they hide the bar...
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Post by Koldanar on Feb 2, 2008 21:09:25 GMT -5
Ohhhhhh go town, I told you all!!! edited for italics
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Feb 2, 2008 21:13:31 GMT -5
It was supposed to have been: "We suck. Bartender, three fingers of your finest." not "We suck. Waits on the liquor, three fingers you are happiest" I didn't reverse translate it until after I'd posted, and since it sounded like what I might say after about a dozen fingers, I just left it. :-D
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Post by Merestil Haye on Feb 2, 2008 21:14:32 GMT -5
You did, and you were right.
Sorry to see you go. Have fun cheering us on from the observation gallery.
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Post by Koldanar on Feb 2, 2008 21:21:12 GMT -5
will do, and no hard feelings, just let me into the next game OOOOOOOoooooooo ...can i say i had dirty thoughts about three fingers AND then a dozen fingers? wow!
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Feb 2, 2008 21:33:31 GMT -5
Back in my single days, *ahem* dirty thoughts might have been warranted, but the number of actual fingers would've been directly proportional to how attractive the bartender was, which of course would've been inversely proportional to my sobriety, which of course is inversely proportional to how many fingers were involved. A vicious cycle really. Thank Og Kassia rescued me.
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Post by Drain Bead on Feb 2, 2008 21:42:17 GMT -5
Well, shit.
Would I be a total bastard if I changed my name to No Lynch?
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Post by Gir! on Feb 2, 2008 21:56:35 GMT -5
Do it! Do it!
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Post by Boozahol Squid, P.I. on Feb 2, 2008 23:01:18 GMT -5
It was supposed to have been: "We suck. Bartender, three fingers of your finest." not "We suck. Waits on the liquor, three fingers you are happiest" I didn't reverse translate it until after I'd posted, and since it sounded like what I might say after about a dozen fingers, I just left it. :-D I like the actual translation better than the intended one... I used up all my disgusting made up drinks in the Conspiracy game... but I can pass out the plum wine with the best of 'em! Belly up to Wang Dio's House of Booze! Open until sunrise!
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Post by Santo Rugger on Feb 3, 2008 0:39:35 GMT -5
A dozen finger? I've heard of double fisting before, but... DAMN! You people are horrible!
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Post by diggitcamara on Feb 3, 2008 0:39:46 GMT -5
will do, and no hard feelings, just let me into the next game OOOOOOOoooooooo ...can i say i had dirty thoughts about three fingers AND then a dozen fingers? wow! Ditto that. Sorry about your untimely demise, koldanar.
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Post by RoOsh on Feb 3, 2008 1:11:22 GMT -5
will do, and no hard feelings, just let me into the next game You're welcome to join my Game (It's the next one up- Batman Mafia!)
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Post by Drain Bead on Feb 3, 2008 9:39:30 GMT -5
Hey, Roosh, you wanna co-mod with me when I'm up? I'm still looking for someone who can write color, since I completely cannot.
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Post by RoOsh on Feb 3, 2008 10:53:51 GMT -5
When is your Game? And Perhaps. I enjoy playing games, but I don't mind Co-Modding.
Can you PM me with the Theme and stuff, and I'll think about it?
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Post by storyteller0910 on Feb 3, 2008 11:23:16 GMT -5
Hey, Roosh, you wanna co-mod with me when I'm up? I'm still looking for someone who can write color, since I completely cannot. <psst> If Roosh says "no," I'd be very interested. I really enjoyed color-writing and would love a chance to do it again.
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Post by RoOsh on Feb 3, 2008 11:42:52 GMT -5
(I think Storyteller would be an AWESOME Co-Mod, and I loved his color, so If i read the theme, and it sounds like it could use some good writing, I'd def. recommend Story over myself. He IS the Man when it comes to Storytelling).
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Post by Death By Irony on Feb 3, 2008 12:59:43 GMT -5
A voice booms from the heavens:
"In case this wasn't made clear before, all kills will be resolved as if the attacks were made simultaneously."
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Post by Pollux Oil on Feb 3, 2008 13:47:12 GMT -5
Aw, nutso. Sorry koldanar.
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