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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:27:34 GMT -5
Post by Lakai on Jun 20, 2007 17:27:34 GMT -5
So whadda ya'll think about NAF voting for Lakai early this Day? And Lakai...if you live through all this you owe me dinner.(if ya ain't scum) You can drink on my tab tonight, and every night you save me from being killed.
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:28:25 GMT -5
Post by Malacandra on Jun 20, 2007 17:28:25 GMT -5
I also take exception to being called conservative. Jeez, someone stick a ball-gag in that prisoner! Kinky!
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:29:17 GMT -5
Post by Mad The Swine on Jun 20, 2007 17:29:17 GMT -5
*Starts marinating pork chops*
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Blaster Master
Mome Rath
The player formerly know as BLAM!
Now 34.788% less repellant to Sharks! :( [on:I WANT TO DIE!][of:I WANT TO LIVE!]
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:33:53 GMT -5
Post by Blaster Master on Jun 20, 2007 17:33:53 GMT -5
*Starts marinating pork chops* Did you cut them from your own rump or are you a cannibal?
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:34:24 GMT -5
Post by capybara on Jun 20, 2007 17:34:24 GMT -5
*Starts marinating pork chops* What is it called. . .eponysterical. Monster. Or taking a bath.
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:40:18 GMT -5
Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 17:40:18 GMT -5
*Starts marinating pork chops* I believe I specifically requested pork roast. Roast not chop. Sheesh, the nerve of some people, trying to screw up a guy's last meal. I mean come on.
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:41:38 GMT -5
Post by Mad The Swine on Jun 20, 2007 17:41:38 GMT -5
So whadda ya'll think about NAF voting for Lakai early this Day? And Lakai...if you live through all this you owe me dinner.(if ya ain't scum) You can drink on my tab tonight, and every night you save me from being killed. That's quite the incentive to pick the right wine tonight!
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:46:12 GMT -5
Post by Mad The Swine on Jun 20, 2007 17:46:12 GMT -5
HOORAY!!! I'm a Bosun!!! I'm a Bosun!!! YIPPPEEE!!! Wheeee!!!! uhh..whats a Bosun?
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:47:17 GMT -5
Post by sirblah on Jun 20, 2007 17:47:17 GMT -5
It's that thang what ya use t'shoot arrows, boy...
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 17:59:26 GMT -5
Post by Malacandra on Jun 20, 2007 17:59:26 GMT -5
HOORAY!!! I'm a Bosun!!! I'm a Bosun!!! YIPPPEEE!!! Wheeee!!!! uhh..whats a Bosun? Do I have to explain everything? ;D
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 18:07:58 GMT -5
Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 18:07:58 GMT -5
Hey Mal, is there anything planned for 300 posts?
I am working my way up there, but capy and Gad are both almost there already.
I would like to try to become a mate of some sort.
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Mome Rath
The player formerly know as BLAM!
Now 34.788% less repellant to Sharks! :( [on:I WANT TO DIE!][of:I WANT TO LIVE!]
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 19:15:59 GMT -5
Post by Blaster Master on Jun 20, 2007 19:15:59 GMT -5
Hey Mal, is there anything planned for 300 posts? I am working my way up there, but capy and Gad are both almost there already. I would like to try to become a mate of some sort. You already are... an in-mate. HAR HAR!
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 21:34:29 GMT -5
Post by Mad The Swine on Jun 20, 2007 21:34:29 GMT -5
Hey NAF...you seeing that pork roast recipe up top of the page?
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 23:16:54 GMT -5
Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 23:16:54 GMT -5
Hey NAF...you seeing that pork roast recipe up top of the page? HA yes I am! Ok I am writing my death post and sending if off to Mal. So the submission period has ended. It will be more of an amalgam than any one idea. There were just too many good ones to pick a single winner. Hope you like it.
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 23:23:25 GMT -5
Post by capybara on Jun 20, 2007 23:23:25 GMT -5
So are we in the seven-vote 12-hour countdown? I lost track of votes and I'm lazy.
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Day Six
Jun 20, 2007 23:53:18 GMT -5
Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 23:53:18 GMT -5
Wait you mean there is a chance I might survive? Hell, vote Mad the Swine. He is a liar, I am Captain Steele! I witnessed him killing AZ teach last night and...and...and...him catching Hal was just a lucky guess.
Who is with me? Hang the bastard pig man!
No?
OK, unvote Mad the Swine vote NAF.
I really do need to pay more attention to my job. At least until BM's game starts.
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Day Six
Jun 21, 2007 2:57:33 GMT -5
Post by Malacandra on Jun 21, 2007 2:57:33 GMT -5
We dispensed with the countdown once it became apparent that NAF1138 had been caught red-handed and everyone was happy for him to go to his fate. By general agreement the guilty man has been allowed to determine his own method of execution, which goes like this:
As the sun set over the Good Ship Hispaniola the crew had a murderous gleam in their collective eye sockets. A slight pig of a man named Captain Steele had finally made himself know to the crew as an agent of the Admiralty. As it had turned out Mr. Pig had been watching over the crew in secret, protecting them from Dick and the Pirates. He had been doing a rather piss poor job of it (many crew were murdered), but he did manage to catch Dick and now the plucky and talkative pirate NAF.
Now NAF had been skirting suspicion for a while, he was just a bit too brash, a bit too loud, a bit too aggressive. But he was under no real suspicion when the pig man discovered his murder of the noble Arizona Teach. Upon his discovery NAF bravely laughed and said "kill me if you want, but I will be the last pirate you catch."
The crew were ready to take out their punishment on NAF and decended on him in a mob. First they grabbed him by the ankles, bashing his head on the deck and rendering him unconscious. They then took a single nail, rusted with salt water and ripped out his entrails with it, stringing him up from the main sail with them. They then proceeded to chop off his hands, followed by his feet, laughing and cackling the whole time and chumming the body parts to passing sharks. Sadly for them, NAF remained entirely unconscious, and so unaware of the proceedings. They quickly grew bored with this non-torture, and decided on a new tack.
They took his, still unconscious and now very bloody body, and heaved it overboard... into the small life boat named "The Small Damn Ship" or "The Damn Ship" for short. The idea was that NAF would wake eventually and die of pain and thirst alone on the Damn Ship. Unfortunately again, a passing school of narwhals was frolicking below the Damn Shit as it was dropped into the water, causing the damn ship to sink and impaling and decapitating NAF.
Then to all their surprise a band of marauding space sharks and piranhas with frickin' lasers boarded the ship and attempted to take it over. The ensuing battle was great and harrowing, but a tale for another time.
NAF1138 (pirate) is dead.
Hope you all liked my death! It has been more fun than you know. See you on Skeleton Island.
(Sorry to anyone whose ideas I left out, I just couldn't fit them all in.)
And on that note... Day Six is over. It is Night. People, you know what comes next.
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