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Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 13:47:45 GMT -5
I am going to open this up to anyone who is a member of this forum, living dead or just an observer. (clockworkjackel this means you!)
Now that y'all know I am a pirate, how would you like to see me killed?
Post away, if your idea is really good I will use it in the death scene that (I hope) Mal will let me write. (Mal I will PM it to you so you can approve its neutrality and it can still be posted from your name.)
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Post by sirblah on Jun 20, 2007 13:52:35 GMT -5
Drawn and quartered! By dolphins! While sawfish slice up yer innards!
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Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 13:55:07 GMT -5
The dolphins are a nice touch. I like it! ;D
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Post by sirblah on Jun 20, 2007 13:57:45 GMT -5
I would've said "seahorses", but I think we'd run into a problem of scale.
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Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 13:59:21 GMT -5
I don't know, enough seahorses could probably do it.
But I think dolphins is better anyway.
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Post by Mad The Swine on Jun 20, 2007 14:10:22 GMT -5
Eating a poisoned pork chop
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Post by capybara on Jun 20, 2007 14:12:17 GMT -5
I was thinking drawing and quartering, but hadn't reached dolphins. . . Ooh, narwhal skewering! Walks the plank and hits the water at exactly the wrong time, with the passage of a school of frolicking narwhals. Could remove his innards by winding them on a capstan, ala Saint Erasmus (I think). . yes, there we are for a model: www.wga.hu/frames-e.html?/html/b/bouts/dirk_e/altar/2erasmu.htmlWe could do it better.
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Post by diggitcamara on Jun 20, 2007 14:14:28 GMT -5
Piranhas! And sharks! With frickin' lasers! And a Sea Serpent! And Nemo! And Mermaids! Lots and lots of Mermaids!
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Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 14:18:20 GMT -5
OK, so mermaids...check
narwhales....we got any narwhales back there Louie? Yeah? ok check to the narwhales.
Dolphins, check and double check.
Frickin' lasers check and double check.
Poisened pork chop? A little obvious, but I think I can work with it. So what the hell. check to that too.
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Jun 20, 2007 14:21:38 GMT -5
Eating a poisoned pork chop Hahaha, yeah, seconded.
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Post by Blaster Master on Jun 20, 2007 14:27:15 GMT -5
What about being disemboweled with a rusty deck nail, hanged upside-down by your own entrails (so you live longer), and slowly chopped up piece by piece, as long as you can remain alive and conscious, and fed to the hungry sharks below. Once dead, your body is simply discarded overboard like any other garbage.
Or is that too gruesome?
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Post by Parzival on Jun 20, 2007 14:34:43 GMT -5
He should go in a way he fears most :
We chop off his head. He'll be uncapitalized.
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Post by sirblah on Jun 20, 2007 15:05:55 GMT -5
What about being disemboweled with a rusty deck nail, hanged upside-down by your own entrails (so you live longer), and slowly chopped up piece by piece, as long as you can remain alive and conscious, and fed to the hungry sharks below. Well if we do that, I may not be a pirate, but I can certainly say that NAF was my chum.
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Post by zuma on Jun 20, 2007 15:49:27 GMT -5
Make sure you sink their damn ship before you go, NAF.
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Post by Malacandra on Jun 20, 2007 17:31:47 GMT -5
heh... all the Google ads are about writing wills ;D
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Post by NAF1138 on Jun 20, 2007 23:56:28 GMT -5
ok, I PM'd Mal. Submissions are offically over. See you in the morning!
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