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Post by KidVermicious on Aug 21, 2008 0:11:45 GMT -5
With only a little fanfare, and no struggling, Pedescribe is led to the dias. He's even smiling as he allows himself to be strapped in by eager Townies.
The Executioner steps from the shadows, and with a vigor possibly inspired by his previous nights failure, cleaves Pedescribe's head from his shoulders.
The trap door opens to recieve the severed noggin. The vaccum tubes suck up most of the inevitable blood.
The execution block now has a significant amount of blood on it.
Pedescribe, The Bomb (scum), has been lynched. In his room, curious players find a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, an instruction booklet titled "How To Destroy A Town In 5 Days", and a homemade action figure of the Tick villian "Theevilmidnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight".
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It is now Night Four. Shaddup.
For guessing 11 votes, Hockeyguy wins the Night Three minigame! Because he doesn't need to be alive to collect this particular prize, he should check his PMs. If he wants to. He doesn't have to, I'm just saying.
Night Four minigame - Piss Off NAF. Because we didn't get to decorate his car for him, we'll do this instead. The player that gives NAF the most grief by the end of Day Five (as determined by the rest of us mod-types) wins.
Night Four will last at least 48 hours, and will end when Dotchan sez so. Nobody was nice to her last time, so ya'll didn't get any warning... if you sweet-talk her real good, she might be willing to cut ya'll some slack.
Do not count on Night lasting longer than 48 hours, though, get those picks in or risk losing them!
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Post by Gir! on Aug 21, 2008 0:19:30 GMT -5
Spiffy.
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Aug 21, 2008 0:46:16 GMT -5
Ok, so I haven't gotten any sort of Mod acknowledgment for my attempt to look for the birds roosting last Night, nor to my attempt at feeding a hot potato to the birds during the Day. RooshDude acknowledged the post, but only to inform me that the coin was not mine to take, it had to be offered to me, which he handn't done, and that it was an old coin, not a gold coin.
So...if the potatoes all blow up, I have no idea how I may or may not be impacted, or if perhaps we'll have a few dozen bird bodies amongst any of the Bomb's human victims.
I'm willing to back off of RooshDude for now. Not sure what to think about Duke or Drain Bead, yet.
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Post by Drain Bead on Aug 21, 2008 6:50:55 GMT -5
YAY!
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Aug 21, 2008 7:13:37 GMT -5
So apparently we set up us the bomb.
For great justice!
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Aug 21, 2008 7:16:20 GMT -5
NAF was never complete as a person until he got married. . . . . Now he's finished.
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Aug 21, 2008 7:55:20 GMT -5
Does this I don't have leperosy? That mighta been kinda cool. But huzzah anyway! : D
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Post by Rajaat on Aug 21, 2008 8:02:59 GMT -5
Huh, luck is on our side it seems.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 21, 2008 8:22:07 GMT -5
I guess married people don't like to update player lists. Interesting.
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Post by bufftabby on Aug 21, 2008 9:06:45 GMT -5
I guess married people don't like to update player lists. Interesting. He probably forgot how. Research shows that people become an average of 33% dumber when they get married. If he was dumb enough to get married in the first place, that's prolly got his IQ pretty low at this point.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Aug 21, 2008 9:19:40 GMT -5
I guess married people don't like to update player lists. Interesting. He probably forgot how. Research shows that people become an average of 33% dumber when they get married. If he was dumb enough to get married in the first place, that's prolly got his IQ pretty low at this point. Does it go back up when they divorce? But you know, statistics say that now that NAF is married he's going to live longer than his single male counterparts. The statistics are wrong, though. It just feels like it's longer.
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Post by Parzival on Aug 21, 2008 10:38:08 GMT -5
Hooray for catching scum!
Although now I have this mental image of a triode filled with blood. Thanks, death-scene writer.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 21, 2008 10:46:52 GMT -5
So, NAF, did your wife wear a stainless steel wedding dress, so she could match the rest of the kitchen appliances?
Hmm, that joke was funnier when appliances were usually white. Damn the oughts!
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Aug 21, 2008 11:03:07 GMT -5
All I've got at the moment is a catchy little honeymoon send-off that I saw a bunch of Alabama Baptists scrawling across a car in shaving cream once during a wedding reception:
7 days makes a hole weak.
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Post by NAF1138 on Aug 21, 2008 11:10:59 GMT -5
All I've got at the moment is a catchy little honeymoon send-off that I saw a bunch of Alabama Baptists scrawling across a car in shaving cream once during a wedding reception: 7 days makes a hole weak. HA!
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 21, 2008 12:31:43 GMT -5
And they even got both the spellings correct? Wow!
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 21, 2008 19:21:47 GMT -5
So, NAF, how are your wife and my kids?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 22, 2008 0:15:38 GMT -5
So there I was, balls deep in NAF; his wife walks in, and looks at me like I'm the faggot?
Talkative bunch we've got here Tonight.
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Post by The Lion on Aug 22, 2008 4:37:01 GMT -5
So there I was, balls deep in NAF; his wife walks in, and looks at me like I'm the faggot? Talkative bunch we've got here Tonight. Ye really are tryin' hard ternigh', aren' ye? Lolgayamayerigh'?
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Post by Gir! on Aug 22, 2008 7:15:36 GMT -5
What?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 22, 2008 8:16:31 GMT -5
Ye really are tryin' hard ternigh', aren' ye? Lolgayamayerigh'? Trying? I think not!
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Post by bufftabby on Aug 22, 2008 8:38:22 GMT -5
I've always wondered about the phrase "balls deep" in someone (or something, Hal--trying to include you here, buddy). It makes it sound like even the balls are up in there, but it seems like balls would be pretty hard to negotiate into an orifice or what-have-you. I prefer the term "full-shaft," as in, "there Santo Rugger was, full-shaft in NAF, his wife walks in, and puts on her strap-on". I guess it's just a matter of preference, eh?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 22, 2008 10:26:42 GMT -5
Sweet, NAF's wife has a strap-on? Where do I sign up?!
I think it's just like saying, the water was up to my knees... to me, that means the water comes just below my knees, otherwise I'd say the water was over my knees.
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Post by NAF1138 on Aug 22, 2008 11:51:45 GMT -5
I've always wondered about the phrase "balls deep" in someone (or some thing, Hal--trying to include you here, buddy). It makes it sound like even the balls are up in there, but it seems like balls would be pretty hard to negotiate into an orifice or what-have-you. I prefer the term "full-shaft," as in, "there Santo Rugger was, full-shaft in NAF, his wife walks in, and puts on her strap-on". I guess it's just a matter of preference, eh? Well played Buff. Well played. Want to have sex now? Wait...nevermind, I have AIDS and severe buttcrabs.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 22, 2008 13:46:51 GMT -5
Wait...nevermind, I have AIDS and severe buttcrabs. We all already knew that.
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Post by NAF1138 on Aug 22, 2008 13:52:49 GMT -5
Idle, your edit is showing.
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Post by NAF1138 on Aug 22, 2008 13:54:22 GMT -5
Idle, your edit is showing. IDLE THOUGHTS, YOU ROCK. MY GOD THAT WAS GOOD AND CLEVER AND SMART AND WITTY AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE YOU EVEN DOWN TO WEARING THE BIG BOY SHORTS. 10,000+ POINTS. AND THEN ANOTHER 10,000 POINTS AWARDED JUST FOR BEING SUCH A HOT, SEXY, SMOKIN, YOUNG MAN. JUST REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED TO DO THAT THING AGAIN ON WEBCAM FOR ME IF I ALLOWED YOU TO WIN...YOU KNOW, THAT STUFF WITH THE ASSLESS PANTS AND COWBOY HAT? MMM, YOU'LL BE MY NAUGHTY BOY TONIGHT, WON'T YOU? WON'T YOU, YOU LITTLE NAUGHTY BOY? AND YOU'LL LIKE IT TOO. AND I'LL AWARD YOU EVEN MORE POINTS THEN. SAY MY NAME AND IT WILL BE 20 POINTS. LICK MY TOES AND IT WILL BE 40 POINTS. OH AND DO THAT ONE THING YOU KNOW I LIKE WITH THE KUMQUAT AND RUBBER BAND AND IT WILL BE A BONUS 100. [/size]
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Post by RoOsh on Aug 22, 2008 14:18:05 GMT -5
My money's on Idle winning this contest- just change every post NAF ever makes and he's got it made.
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Post by bufftabby on Aug 22, 2008 14:24:03 GMT -5
I think Santo Rugger and I have a standing date for some buttpee, do we not?
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Post by KidVermicious on Aug 22, 2008 14:49:35 GMT -5
I think Santo Rugger and I have a standing date for some buttpee, do we not? *blink*
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