Santo Rugger
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The Rugger formerly known as Pygmy[on:BYAHH!][of:BYAHH?]
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 22, 2008 15:17:40 GMT -5
Hehe, that reminds me of a story! So, I went to Colorado Springs last weekend because our rugby team had a game. My knee is still busted from my ACL surgery in May, so I can't do contact, but this girl I've been dating on and off for the last 4 years, and whom I'm probably going to marry one of these days, lives in Denver, so I went with them to see her. Anyway, we're all drinking, having a good time, when my buddy's girlfriend says she needs to pee. Ohh, ohh, pee on me! I told her. I expected her to roll her eyes, but instead she said, "Well, I can't do it when you're standing up!"
So I laid down on the grass in the middle of the apartment complex, and she peed on me. The girl I've been dating was not impressed, but at least she got over it after I got back to her place and showered and brushed my teeth.
But last night was the worst, I made enchiladas (which are basically pure awesomeness in a Pyrex dish) and invited this girl I've been seeing off and on for about six months over. Guess what story my roommate tells her? I was not impressed.
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Post by sinjin on Aug 22, 2008 18:20:47 GMT -5
Note to Santo's girlfriends everywhere:
[glow=red,2,300]RUN AWAY!!!!!!!![/glow]
This public service message sent to you by MoDTM* International.
*Moms of Daughters
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Aug 22, 2008 18:31:15 GMT -5
Ok, so are we to assume that there is a milestone of some kind, prior to which the women you date are not fair game for having stories of other women peeing on you relayed to them, and after which they are fair game for having other women pee on you in their presence?
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Santo Rugger
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 22, 2008 20:25:11 GMT -5
I think it just needs to be decided on a case by case basis, but I get to be the judge. Seems logical to me. Either that or the ones I've known for a long time already know I'm a douche bag, and have grown to love and accept it. I've got to ease the others into it, and having awesome stories told about me isn't conducive to easing.
On the bright side, I'm a shoe-in to win the Atrocity Belt, given by the club member who commits the most atrocious act(s) of the season, for the third consecutive year! At least I'll be able to pick my date, who will be subjected to the story. Maybe I can pick a smoker, and 'suggest' to them that the time before the awards is a good time to grab a puff?
Psst, sinjin, you're not helping the cause!
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Post by bufftabby on Aug 22, 2008 22:57:28 GMT -5
For the record, I have not ever been peed upon. I just needed to throw that out there.
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Post by RoOsh on Aug 22, 2008 23:46:54 GMT -5
For the record, I have not ever been peed upon. I just needed to throw that out there. ] Key word in that statement above.
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Aug 22, 2008 23:56:37 GMT -5
NAF, I'm reading over your last post in here..and all I've got to say is...I'm shocked. Literally floored. What time should I be on? And you really think your new wife won't mind?
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Post by NAF1138 on Aug 23, 2008 1:06:36 GMT -5
NAF, I'm reading over your last post in here..and all I've got to say is...I'm shocked. Literally floored. What time should I be on? And you really think your new wife won't mind? Well unfortunately, I don't' get to pick the winner, just the prize. The offboard folks pick the winner...and right now they are saying Rugger is in the lead. He wouldn't be my choice, I thought what tabby did there was fairly brilliant, but like I said, I don't get to chose.
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Aug 23, 2008 1:26:12 GMT -5
But surely you can choose to have our ILLICIT LOVE AFFAIR (!!!). : D
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Aug 23, 2008 1:26:56 GMT -5
NAF, I'm reading over your last post in here..and all I've got to say is...I'm shocked. Literally floored. What time should I be on? And you really think your new wife won't mind? Well unfortunately, I don't' get to pick the winner, just the prize. The offboard folks pick the winner...and right now they are saying Rugger is in the lead. He wouldn't be my choice, I thought what tabby did there was fairly brilliant, but like I said, I don't get to chose. Oh, and I don't think you got my post. Go back and check your last message.
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Santo Rugger
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Post by Santo Rugger on Aug 23, 2008 12:06:35 GMT -5
So, NAF, when do you want to join us for a threesome? I don't feel right having your wife to myself now that you two are married; let's share
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Post by Merestil Haye on Aug 23, 2008 14:23:33 GMT -5
*Shakes head, waves finger*
Can't take you lot anywhere, can we?
The lot of you, go to your rooms at once, and no supper for any of you.
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Post by sinjin on Aug 23, 2008 15:51:30 GMT -5
I'm hoping for a bufftabby/Santo "connection" with sound and video but no smell-o-vision. Just for tinks and giggles.
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Post by bufftabby on Aug 23, 2008 17:05:26 GMT -5
You mean I'm gonna be famous!? That'll boost my self-esteem!
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Post by Gir! on Aug 23, 2008 17:08:54 GMT -5
*mails an alarm clock to each mod*
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Aug 23, 2008 18:06:40 GMT -5
As some (hopefully most) of you will know having read the Hacks thread in the Meta Posting forum, I have added a new feature that allows the font size to actually work up to 250. This would result in HUGE letters, beyond your wildest imaginations.
Here is an example of point 40 size font alone:
See?
And that was just 40.
So yeah, better than alarm clocks, I'll bust out with the big text if I have to, mods. :evil:
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Aug 23, 2008 18:07:19 GMT -5
I think I'll create a topic in Meta Posting that shows everyone what the sizes look like up to 250...
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Post by Death By Irony on Aug 23, 2008 19:28:26 GMT -5
Don't look at me, I have a 10-page annotated bibliography to write.
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Post by Gir! on Aug 23, 2008 19:41:56 GMT -5
*looks at dotchan* ;D
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Post by The Lion on Aug 23, 2008 19:49:11 GMT -5
Aye think Aye am going ter be pos'ing in here weth a lo' less frequency from nowe on.
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Post by diggitcamara on Aug 23, 2008 21:17:20 GMT -5
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Aug 23, 2008 22:02:41 GMT -5
Uh, Diggit, as a Simpson's fan, I'd say that'd Nelson MUNTZ.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Aug 23, 2008 22:39:36 GMT -5
Uh, Diggit, as a Simpson's fan, I'd say that'd Nelson MUNTZ. Maybe he's a new version that eats a lot.
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