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Post by storyteller0910 on Oct 7, 2008 12:09:30 GMT -5
AND THE THIRD DAY ENDED
MANY MILLENNIA HAS UATU WATCHED OVER THE DOINGS OF THIS UNIVERSE AND THOSE BEYOND. UATU HAS SEEN MANY HAPPENINGS, SOME AS PREDICTABLE AS THE DUSK THAT FOLLOWS THE DAY, SOME TERRIBLY UNEXPECTED. UATU HAS LONG CULTIVATED AN AIR OF SANGFROID, AS IF HE ANTICIPATED EACH DEVELOPMENT LONG BEFORE IT OCCURRED.
BUT UATU WILL BE HONEST: THIS ONE SURPRISED EVEN HIM.
THEY SEIZED UPON THE BEING WHO CALLED HIMSELF BOOZAHOL SQUID, PI, AND WHO NOW CLAIMED TO BE THE MUTANT NIGHTCRAWLER. HE WENT TO HIS END IN DIGNIFIED SILENCE, CAREFULLY MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH EACH OF HIS ACCUSERS. AS THE REAL NIGHTCRAWLER COULD EASILY SURVIVE A PLUNGE FROM THE CLIFF FROM WHICH THEY HAD PITCHED ARCADE AND ROGUE, THEY OPTED THIS TIME TO SMASH IN HIS HEAD WITH A VERY LARGE ROCK. AS HIS BODY TWITCHED ITS LAST, THE SKRULL EQUALIZATION SYSTEM, NO LONGER RECOGNIZING HIM AS A LIVING ENTITY, CEASED TO FUNCTION; BOOZAHOL'S DARK BLUE SKIN, HIS MANY TATOOS, AND HIS LONG TAIL SOON BECAME OBVIOUS TO ALL.
A CURSORY SEARCH OF HIS ROOM REVEALED WHAT MOST OF THEM KNEW IN THEIR HEARTS, ANYWAY; KURT WAGNER, THE MOST LOYAL OF THEM ALL, WOULD NEVER BETRAY THE X-MEN.
Boozahol Squid, PI, AKA Nightcrawler, a Pro-Town Backup (Investigator) has died and is dead.
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Night Three begins here. It will end, for the sake of convenience, at 12:00PM EST on Friday, October 10.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 12:10:14 GMT -5
I blame buffy and her STIs.
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Post by KidVermicious on Oct 7, 2008 12:11:45 GMT -5
Well, now who's going to tend the bar?
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Post by Chucara on Oct 7, 2008 12:12:43 GMT -5
Damnit.. I'm never voting again. I simply can't get a good feeling about anyone in this game. Well, except sinjin, but was an open and shut case.
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Post by Hawkmod on Oct 7, 2008 12:14:53 GMT -5
Damnit.. I'm never voting again. I simply can't get a good feeling about anyone in this game. Well, except sinjin, but was an open and shut case. You get used to that feeling.
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Post by The Real FCOD on Oct 7, 2008 12:19:47 GMT -5
Ahhhhh, fuck.
--FCOD
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Post by Chucara on Oct 7, 2008 12:27:14 GMT -5
So, I got to ask, seeing this is my first game.. It feels like this isn't going all that well, or is it normal that we lose this many townies?
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 7, 2008 12:27:47 GMT -5
Crap-on-a-stick.
You can do that first part, Rugger, but that second part has an inherent logical flaw. I think you're projecting.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 12:35:52 GMT -5
So, I got to ask, seeing this is my first game.. It feels like this isn't going all that well, or is it normal that we lose this many townies? Treading carefully so as not to talk strategy at Night, but the town generally gets a handful of mislynches, which are tend to happen during the early part of the game. Remember, we're only looking for a handful of scum in a larger pool of players, so it's more statistically likely to lynch town until the numbers start to even up and the information starts to flow in. I'll hold off discussion of what said "information" is until a later point in time.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 12:36:22 GMT -5
Crap-on-a-stick. You can do that first part, Rugger, but that second part has an inherent logical flaw. I think you're projecting. *plugging ears* LA LA LA LA LAAALALALLAL LA LALLA LAL LALALA
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Post by Chucara on Oct 7, 2008 12:37:33 GMT -5
So, I got to ask, seeing this is my first game.. It feels like this isn't going all that well, or is it normal that we lose this many townies? Treading carefully so as not to talk strategy at Night, but the town generally gets a handful of mislynches, which are tend to happen during the early part of the game. Remember, we're only looking for a handful of scum in a larger pool of players, so it's more statistically likely to lynch town until the numbers start to even up and the information starts to flow in. I'll hold off discussion of what said "information" is until a later point in time. Duely noted
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 7, 2008 12:46:25 GMT -5
Hope your blood comes back marked "none too poisonous". But I bet it comes back with a quarantine order. Delivered by guys in hazmat suits. And space helmets.
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Post by Pleonast on Oct 7, 2008 13:02:19 GMT -5
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 7, 2008 13:16:06 GMT -5
So, I got to ask, seeing this is my first game.. It feels like this isn't going all that well, or is it normal that we lose this many townies? Treading carefully so as not to talk strategy at Night, but the town generally gets a handful of mislynches, which are tend to happen during the early part of the game. Remember, we're only looking for a handful of scum in a larger pool of players, so it's more statistically likely to lynch town until the numbers start to even up and the information starts to flow in. I'll hold off discussion of what said "information" is until a later point in time. And to add to that, two town lynches out of the first three nights isn't particularly horrible given the limited information out there. It's not particularly good either, though. Sorry, Boozy.
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Post by Zeriel on Oct 7, 2008 15:08:39 GMT -5
Hoopy might be right that one out of three good lynches in the openin' is not a bad start, but I'm still goin' to be consultin' the Three Wise Men in liquid form.
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Post by Boozahol Squid, P.I. on Oct 7, 2008 15:09:35 GMT -5
Fuckers. I'll remember this. And someday, when you're not paying attention.... BAM. Squid out of the dark, right on yer faces.
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 7, 2008 15:11:58 GMT -5
Bloody hell.
Raises 10 glasses in memory to the Squid
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 7, 2008 15:13:11 GMT -5
Fuckers. I'll remember this. And someday, when you're not paying attention.... BAM. Squid out of the dark, right on yer faces. That sounded kinky. You've probably got Santo excited now!
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 15:18:22 GMT -5
Fuckers. I'll remember this. And someday, when you're not paying attention.... BAM. Squid out of the dark, right on yer faces. That sounded kinky. You've probably got Santo excited now! Now?
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 7, 2008 15:37:05 GMT -5
That sounded kinky. You've probably got Santo excited now! Now? Apologies. What I meant to say was you've probably got Santo even more excited than a very excited kinky bugger would normally be. In fact he's probably typing with one hand right now!
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 15:50:37 GMT -5
Technically, when I read that, I wasn't typing.
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Post by Darth Sensitive on Oct 7, 2008 17:00:56 GMT -5
God, you all squick me out.
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 7, 2008 18:14:43 GMT -5
God, you all squick me out. That squicked you out? Crikey - it's a good job I'm behaving myself in my first game or you'd be permanently carrying round a barf bucket and a bottle of brain bleach.
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Post by The Real FCOD on Oct 7, 2008 18:44:54 GMT -5
Hey...you guys know what is a fun way to spend the Night? Editing Wiki! LOL, just kidding. But seriously, if you haven't seen it yet you should go check out our wiki. We've got a lot of info on there right now, and more every day. If you can't figure out how to format something, feel free to ask me, or just add it as best as you can and someone will fix it up sooner or later. Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far. (Except whoever it was that added the "FCOD Gender Confusion" inside joke page. You go to hell.) --FCOD
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Post by Pollux Oil on Oct 7, 2008 19:17:39 GMT -5
That squicked you out? Crikey - it's a good job I'm behaving myself in my first game or you'd be permanently carrying round a barf bucket and a bottle of brain bleach. You don't need to behave. I mean, butt-peeing is relatively common around here. Okay okay, it's common for Santo. In other news, I decided to come up with a drink to commemorate Boozy's lynch called the Nightcrawler. It's blue and tastes like squid. Anyone? Anyone? No wonder I failed as a bartender.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 7, 2008 19:26:40 GMT -5
I believe I began the butt-pee. Santo's just an available volunteer with his own urine agenda. And FTR? I'm being conservative here. Y'all don't wanna hear some of the stuff that goes on in my head. Okay, some of y'all might, but clearly Darth, at least, doesn't.
I mean, I'm from a place where I've heard guys say they "wanna dump a fuck in 'er". Material, I've got.
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 7, 2008 19:35:56 GMT -5
I guess it wouldn't hurt to go to the dark side and try something fishy - I do need to broaden my horizons.
Line up a blue one for me!
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Post by peekercpa on Oct 7, 2008 21:04:54 GMT -5
Holy fuck, that was unexpected. Guess I need to cancel the Dewey Presidential Inauguration invitations.
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Post by Hawkmod on Oct 7, 2008 21:45:57 GMT -5
Holy fuck, that was unexpected. Guess I need to cancel the Dewey Presidential Inauguration invitations. Hey, I get that one
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Post by KidVermicious on Oct 7, 2008 22:11:13 GMT -5
I didn't.
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