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Post by Zeriel on Oct 7, 2008 22:13:22 GMT -5
I was just thinkin', wouldn't it be cool if the three wise men were in this universe? Adn they were like the wonder twins? Jack Daniels'll be all like "Form of...a frosted rocks glass!"
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 22:30:14 GMT -5
I didn't. In the late 40's, Harry S. Truman was running against Thomas Dewey. The newspapers were so sure that Dewey was going to win the election, they (most notably the Chicago Tribune) printed up all the next Day's headlines, "Dewey Defeats Truman!" Turns out Trueman won a few large swing states (California, Ohio, Illinois) by a relatively small victory, giving him the college by over 100 electorates. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Defeats_Truman
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 22:31:22 GMT -5
I believe I began the butt-pee. Santo's just an available volunteer with his own urine agenda. And FTR? I'm being conservative here. Y'all don't wanna hear some of the stuff that goes on in my head. Okay, some of y'all might... Ohh, pick me, pick me! And for a second there you guys thought I was going to be all serious Tonight. Suckas!
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Post by peekercpa on Oct 7, 2008 22:43:44 GMT -5
I didn't. In the late 40's, Harry S. Truman was running against Thomas Dewey. The newspapers were so sure that Dewey was going to win the election, they (most notably the Chicago Tribune) printed up all the next Day's headlines, "Dewey Defeats Truman!" Turns out Trueman won a few large swing states (California, Ohio, Illinois) by a relatively small victory, giving him the college by over 100 electorates. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Defeats_TrumanWell my "EXPLANATION" would have been much more convoluted. But that'll do. Yes sir that'll do.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 23:04:23 GMT -5
Well my "EXPLANATION" would have been much more convoluted... I know. Why do you think I jumped in there like that?
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Post by sinjin on Oct 7, 2008 23:17:39 GMT -5
boo ha, you all suck, ahahahahahahahha
<stop humping my leg you cross-furrer>
I'll take a G & T thanks.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 7, 2008 23:22:32 GMT -5
I'm not a cross-furrer, WTF?
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 7, 2008 23:54:06 GMT -5
I'd like to think a peeksplanation would've explained what voting, Truman's middle name, and a newspaper are.
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Post by Boozahol Squid, P.I. on Oct 8, 2008 1:01:38 GMT -5
Brains... and drinks, anyone?
In order to make up for lynching me, bufftabby and Almost Human must do a sexy cage dance before they can have any drinks.
Brains.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 8, 2008 6:38:56 GMT -5
It's blue and tastes like squid. There's a setup for a dirty joke in there but all I can come up with involves some Smurf/Tentacle Porn hybrid.
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Post by storyteller0910 on Oct 8, 2008 7:08:09 GMT -5
VERY IMPORTANT MODERATOR'S NOTE:
UATU, APPARENTLY, CANNOT READ A CALENDAR. NIGHT THREE WILL END AT APPROXIMATELY 12:00PM ON THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9, NOT ON FRIDAY AS INITIALLY STATED.
MANAGEMENT APOLOGIZES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
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Post by Zeriel on Oct 8, 2008 7:22:22 GMT -5
You people are all weirdos. </samtheeagle>
I second the cage dance. I mean, I don't really have anything to offer, but I'm bored.
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Post by Rysto on Oct 8, 2008 8:51:41 GMT -5
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Post by Rysto on Oct 8, 2008 8:52:57 GMT -5
D'oh! That should be Dewey, of course.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 8, 2008 9:09:11 GMT -5
D'oh! That should be Dewey, of course. Way to be on the ball there, sparky.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 8, 2008 9:11:26 GMT -5
I now have a picture of Truman lying in a gutter somewhere passed out with an almost empty 750 ml bottle of Scotch. "Dewar's Defeats Truman"
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 8, 2008 11:34:46 GMT -5
Brains... and drinks, anyone? In order to make up for lynching me, bufftabby and Almost Human must do a sexy cage dance before they can have any drinks. Brains. But but but then I'll have to empty my cage - where am I supposed to keep my man harem now? I'll see if Buff has a spare cage lying around - I'm fairly optimistic that she does!
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Post by Zeriel on Oct 8, 2008 12:03:29 GMT -5
Man harem, you say?
I'm not sure if I should run or ask if there's an application process.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 8, 2008 12:26:41 GMT -5
My harem is a little more traditional: females with perky breasts--guarded by eunuchs--who feed me grapes all Night.
*leads Almost Human into the chick cage/gynecomorphous gard/box box/poontang paddock/lady lockup*
Now, dance, ladies, DANCE!
Happy, squiddler?
(Don't worry, AH, the cage door is unlocked. The ladies can escape any time they like, and so can you.)
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Post by Greedy Smurf on Oct 8, 2008 17:16:33 GMT -5
My harem is a little more traditional: females with perky breasts--guarded by eunuchs--who feed me grapes all Night. You get the Eunuchs to feed you grapes? An interesting twist on a classic! ;D
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 8, 2008 17:28:28 GMT -5
My harem is a little more traditional: females with perky breasts--guarded by eunuchs--who feed me grapes all Night. *leads Almost Human into the chick cage/gynecomorphous gard/box box/poontang paddock/lady lockup* Now, dance, ladies, DANCE! Happy, squiddler? (Don't worry, AH, the cage door is unlocked. The ladies can escape any time they like, and so can you.) I'm pretty sure I've just been told I'm not a lady. I'm not disputing it - just pointing it out really. And now Buff's Muffin quote makes a lot more sense
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Post by peekercpa on Oct 8, 2008 17:32:28 GMT -5
I'd like to think a peeksplanation would've explained what voting, Truman's middle name, and a newspaper are. Interesting that you bring up his middle name. His parents were so poor not only could they not afford any more letters but they didn't even bother with a period. Of course with a period others would expect more letters. But then he could have had at least made something up. This way he was pretty much screwed. But I am disappointed about not being able to add anthying of value on the voting part since I was hoping to corner the market on that subject after the whole LBJ insightful analysis.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 8, 2008 20:57:30 GMT -5
Reminds me of the joke about the guy named J B Johnson who went to get his drivers license. He didn't to make sure people knew his actual name was J B, so he wrote on the form, J only B only Johnson. Of course, when he got his license, he was known as Jonly Bonly Johnson. I always tease my buddy at work, because his first name is just J. On his badge, it says "J I.O. Name", where Name is his middle name, and I.O. stands for initial only. Goes by Name, but when I feel like fuckin' with him I'll call him Jio. Good times. ;D Yes, I'm a weirdo IRL, too.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 8, 2008 21:37:29 GMT -5
You could also call him J'dotidotodot.
How's the clap treatin' ya, anyway, rugger?
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 8, 2008 22:20:11 GMT -5
You could also call him J'dotidotodot. Random fact of the day: that's along the lines of why SlashDot took the name it did. It makes it hard for people to follow when the URL is verbalized. "aitch-tee-tee-pee-colon-slash-slash-slash-dot-dot-com" *Waits for bufftabby to make a wisecrack about pee-colons.*
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 8, 2008 22:40:23 GMT -5
There's nothing funny about a pee-colon. It's all very, very erotic.
Have I ever discussed the proper way to handle a pee-butt inquisition? You have to be very, very serious, and very melodramatic. We're talking Shatnerian elocution here, people. "Look, I need to ask you a question. This is really important, and I need you to be honest with me." "Oh, sure, B, ask me anything." "Okay, look. I really need to know: <deep breath, look them directly in the eyes. Do not smile.> Will you pee in my butt?"
Cracks my shit up every time. When I went to see Def Leppard/Styx/Foreigner in Atlanta, I got pretty intoxicated at the show. As we tried to make our way out of the parking morass (after I peed off the front of the car--skirts are useful), I harangued passersby with pleas to "Pee in my butt! PEE! IN! MY! BUUUUUUTTTT!" Yes, I'm a charming young lady, always with a keen sense of what is appropriate. Did I mention that I was the direct supervisor of, oh I don't know, every other person in the car? Yup. Positively charming.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 8, 2008 23:40:32 GMT -5
You could also call him J'dotidotodot. How's the clap treatin' ya, anyway, rugger? Chlamydia =! clap. The clap is gonorrhea. I'm pretty sure I don't have gonorrhea. Although the symptoms are pretty much the same, so who knows. Which reminds me of how I think I got it. Looks like I'm off to go post in your new MPSIMS thread, AKA "the most awesome thread, EVAR!". I'm not sure, though, depends on how the thread has gone since I read it at work, but it might be too gross.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 8, 2008 23:41:20 GMT -5
And show some respect, capitalize my name, douchenozzle.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 9, 2008 0:12:49 GMT -5
I just figured you had chlamydia and the clap, santos rugburn. Trust me, I'm well-informed on the clap; my JROTC 1SGT was a 'nam vet, and told us all about the dangers of jungle sex, and the alleviation of...certain blockages. Let's just say that, if this were 'nam, you'd be pounding your wang with a hammer right about now.
Speaking of the dangers of jungle sex, one of the 1SGT's stories was about a toothless hooker from Saigon. Apparently she gives a killer bj. Well, all of this must've come back to me when I was in the hospital a few years ago and morphined outta my gourd. I vaguely remember my dad telling me about how he had gotten hepatitis when he was young. I cackled, and shrieked, "Did you get it from a SAIGON WHORE?" My poor, mortified bf-at-the-time was there, and says that my dad replied, "No, I sure didn't." And quickly changed the subject, while laughing his ass off.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 9, 2008 0:26:35 GMT -5
Whatever, douchenozzle.
I'm pretty sure that was the longest post I've had, to date, on the SDMB. You can thank me later.
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