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Post by storyteller0910 on Oct 14, 2008 11:06:53 GMT -5
AND THE FOURTH DAY DID...
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. UATU HERE, KIDS. UATU IS JUST GOING TO BE FRANK WITH YOU HERE. HIS JAW IS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR. FOR A WHILE IT LOOKED LIKE MAYBE THEIR ATTENTIONS WOULD FALL ON NO ONE AT ALL. THEN, FOR A SHORTER WHILE, BUT STILL A WHILE, THE ONE CALLED DIGGITCAMARA SEEMED SURE TO DIE.
BUT THEN THE ONE CALLED ZERIEL MADE AN ILL-CONSIDERED REMARK AND RETIRED TO HIS CHAMBER WITHOUT EXPLANATION. IMMEDIATELY, THE ASSEMBLY BEGAN TO BUZZ. IN MOMENTS, THEY WERE IN HIS ROOM; BEFORE HE HAD A CHANCE TO EVEN MUMBLE A CONFUSED PROTEST HE WAS SPIRALING DOWN INTO THE COLD ALIEN VALLEY, WHERE HE LANDED WITH A NOW-FAMILIAR THUD.
SPEAKING OF NOW-FAMILIAR:
Zeriel, AKA Reaper, a Pro-Town Blocker/Vigilante is dead.
UATU WILL GO NOW, TO SHAKE HIS HEAD SLOWLY, IN AMAZEMENT.
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NIGHT FOUR STARTS NOW AND WILL END AT AROUND 12:00PM EST ON THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE, AND ALL THAT.
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Post by Hawkmod on Oct 14, 2008 11:09:16 GMT -5
Well, crap.
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Post by Darth Sensitive on Oct 14, 2008 11:13:43 GMT -5
I personally am rather amused by the color. Fuddled UATU is funny.
Lynching the vig? Not so much.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 14, 2008 11:14:32 GMT -5
Fork me.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 11:18:44 GMT -5
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Post by Pleonast on Oct 14, 2008 11:20:58 GMT -5
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Post by The Real FCOD on Oct 14, 2008 11:26:02 GMT -5
FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK.
Sorry, Z. Seriously tho...voting for a mason?
--FCOD
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Post by Chucara on Oct 14, 2008 11:40:43 GMT -5
Wow.. That was fast..
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 14, 2008 11:54:39 GMT -5
That's what she said.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 11:59:38 GMT -5
Speaking of... anybody wanna hear my nasty story of the weekend?
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Post by Zeriel on Oct 14, 2008 12:08:06 GMT -5
And this is why I need to either not play at work or you guys need to take a deep breath occasionally. Or, y'know, both. =P Someone spoiler me.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 14, 2008 12:27:36 GMT -5
Speaking of... anybody wanna hear my nasty story of the weekend? I'm not sure I want to...and yet I can't resist. (Why do I have the feeling that the girls who sleep with you feel much the same way?)
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 14, 2008 12:33:06 GMT -5
Speaking of... anybody wanna hear my nasty story of the weekend? I'm not sure I want to...and yet I can't resist. (Why do I have the feeling that the girls who sleep with you feel much the same way?) lol you're probably right. I'd like to hear it too - could do with a laugh. I wonder how many different types of bodily fluids will be involved in this one.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 14, 2008 14:01:23 GMT -5
I'm not sure I want to...and yet I can't resist. (Why do I have the feeling that the girls who sleep with you feel much the same way?) lol you're probably right. I'd like to hear it too - could do with a laugh. I wonder how many different types of bodily fluids will be involved in this one. And STD's. ;D
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Post by Gir! on Oct 14, 2008 14:02:20 GMT -5
*passes Uatu a bottle* I think you need this more than the players.
*takes own bottle and proceeds to empty it*
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 14:46:02 GMT -5
No, no STDs. At least I hope not!
WARNING: TMI to follow!!!
So, this gal invites me over to her place. We've fooled around before, but we've never gone all the way. She calls me up and says she's feeling really naughty, so I ask her to help me play out my favorite fantasy. I called her when I was on my way, and she unlocked the door and proceeded to pleasure herself. I went into the house, got naked, and then went into her room.
<unnecessary detail snippage>
So, I'm going at it, rather enjoying myself, when I get a nasty cramp in my stomach. I had to stop, and went to the restroom. I had to poop really bad, so I let 'er rip. It wasn't an abnormally large poop, although my roommate warned me that my constitution would be off since I didn't eat many vegetables last week. He was right, and it was downright hard. It was really long, too, but no big deal. But I'll be damned if it didn't split in half and try to go down the toilet in two pieces simultaneously. I flushed again, washed my hands, and then flushed again, to no avail. I looked around; no plunger.
So, I went back into her room and asked if she had a plunger. Nope. Next best option? How about a coat hanger. She didn't have any metal ones, so I took a plastic one and broke it so it would fit down the toilet. That did the trick, but I didn't feel like dealing with the coat hanger, so I just wrapped the end with some TP and left it in her trashcan. Then I took a nap.
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Post by The Real FCOD on Oct 14, 2008 14:47:44 GMT -5
I don't think I can play in this game with you any more.
--FCOD
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 14:49:47 GMT -5
Really?
Cuz I gave the TMI warning.
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 14, 2008 14:51:35 GMT -5
Actually the bit that disgusts me the most is that you took a nap afterwards leaving that poor girl totally unsatisfied.
Scandalous!
To avoid those pesky middle-of-a-shag bowel movements in the future may I suggest a bloody enormous enema to be taken a good hour beforehand.
In fact may I suggest you just take one for the hell of it ;D
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 14:57:11 GMT -5
MORE TMI TO FOLLOW:
I don't think she would have been satisfied anyway. The first thing she said when we "started" was, "DEEPER!" I tried to laugh it off with the whole, "I can give you harder and I can give you faster, but I can't give you deeper." She was not impressed.
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 14, 2008 15:02:19 GMT -5
MORE TMI TO FOLLOW: I don't think she would have been satisfied anyway. The first thing she said when we "started" was, "DEEPER!" I tried to laugh it off with the whole, "I can give you harder and I can give you faster, but I can't give you deeper." She was not impressed. NSFW link: www.extender-outlet.co.uk/anygood.asp
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 14, 2008 15:03:06 GMT -5
Or failing that just go old school with a strap-on
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 14, 2008 15:11:49 GMT -5
And see what all the other mafia communities are missing out of by not playing at this board? I mean, where else can you get night fluff of that caliber? ;D
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Post by The Real FCOD on Oct 14, 2008 15:16:42 GMT -5
Maybe I should post a disclaimer on the wiki home page...
LOL
--FCOD
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 15:26:10 GMT -5
Hell, I didn't think it was that great of a story. But I was in my old college town this weekend, and the youngins were begging for a story, so I just told them the most recent one. They loved it. Easily amused, that bunch.
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Post by peekercpa on Oct 14, 2008 17:46:13 GMT -5
[Hijack]That may be one of the more "unique" endings to a Day that I have ever seen. Frankly, I had to read it twice to ensure that the "ol college microdot thing hadn't re-kicked in again.[/hijack]
Back to the sex and poop.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 14, 2008 22:04:55 GMT -5
So I received an interesting political missive in the mail today. I don't know how I got on their mailing list, since I'm not registered with either party, but somehow I got it anyway. And they didn't even get my name right.
But after reading through it I felt dirty. Not in a "Just got done reading a Rugger personal-life fluff post" dirty, but "Just read through an entire email glurge" dirty. I mean, it was the single biggest collection of misrepresentations, half-truths, creative spin, and downright lies I think I've ever seen collected on a standard 8.5 X 11 sheet of paper with letterhead and facsimile signature. FactCheck.org would have a FactCheck.orgasm tearing this thing apart.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not particularly enamored with either candidate, but this was just ridiculous.
Just felt like sharing that.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 14, 2008 22:12:11 GMT -5
MORE TMI TO FOLLOW: I don't think she would have been satisfied anyway. The first thing she said when we "started" was, "DEEPER!" I tried to laugh it off with the whole, "I can give you harder and I can give you faster, but I can't give you deeper." She was not impressed. This statement does not inspire confidence.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 14, 2008 22:21:15 GMT -5
...so I ask her to help me play out my favorite fantasy...So, I went back into her room and asked if she had a plunger. Nope. Next best option? How about a coat hanger. She didn't have any metal ones, so I took a plastic one and broke it so it would fit down the toilet. That did the trick, but I didn't feel like dealing with the coat hanger, so I just wrapped the end with some TP and left it in her trashcan. Then I took a nap. Thus fulfilling the fantasy in its entirety, eh? Why is it so much fun to make fun of you, rugger? It's like you're asking for it, man. Srsly, I could go on all day. Erm, Night.
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Post by sinjin on Oct 14, 2008 22:28:20 GMT -5
Sex and poo, why do I think these two things do not go together? Hmmmmm. Can anyone find the link to the infamous sex, poo, foursome thingie on the dope? I can't for the life of me find it.
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