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Post by storyteller0910 on Oct 21, 2008 11:04:44 GMT -5
GIVEN THE TENSION OF THE MORNING, AND GIVEN THAT CERTAIN LAST MINUTE POSTS WILL HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF A REDUCTION IN THE SUSPENSE ASSOCIATED WITH TODAY'S LYNCH RESULT, I WILL SIMPLY SAY THE FOLLOWING:
KidVermicious, AKA Professor Xavier, the Horseman of War (Scum Investigator) has been tossed from the cliff and has died.
NIGHT FIVE BEGINS HERE. I PROMISE A RETURN TO FULL-COLOR RESULTS BEGINNING WITH DAY SIX.
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Post by NAF1138 on Oct 21, 2008 11:06:32 GMT -5
GIVEN THE TENSION OF THE MORNING, AND GIVEN THAT CERTAIN LAST MINUTE POSTS WILL HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF A REDUCTION IN THE SUSPENSE ASSOCIATED WITH TODAY'S LYNCH RESULT, I WILL SIMPLY SAY THE FOLLOWING:KidVermicious, AKA Professor Xavier, the Horseman of War (Scum Investigator) has been tossed from the cliff and has died. NIGHT FIVE BEGINS HERE. I PROMISE A RETURN TO FULL-COLOR RESULTS BEGINNING WITH DAY SIX. Boo. I was looking forward to the color.
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Post by KidVermicious on Oct 21, 2008 11:07:09 GMT -5
NAF, dude, I'm so sorry. "Lying my ass off and spinning like a motherfucker" doesn't even begin to describe it. No hard feelings, I hope?
Thanks for the game, StoryKat.
As for the rest of you filthy Towny do-gooders, Bah Humbug! I say. If not for you and your meddling PFK...
GO SCUM!
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Post by Chucara on Oct 21, 2008 11:07:34 GMT -5
Ha! We bagged us a scum! I'm so extremely glad I voted KidV right now
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Post by Darth Sensitive on Oct 21, 2008 11:10:30 GMT -5
GODDAMNIT! I had a nice well written, depainkillered post laying out my vote for KidV all written up. Will post at dawn tomorrow. I. Hate. Crutches.
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Post by NAF1138 on Oct 21, 2008 11:11:11 GMT -5
NAF, dude, I'm so sorry. "Lying my ass off and spinning like a motherfucker" doesn't even begin to describe it. No hard feelings, I hope? Thanks for the game, StoryKat. As for the rest of you filthy Towny do-gooders, Bah Humbug! I say. If not for you and your meddling PFK... GO SCUM! HA! Never. In fact color me impressed that you came so close to walking out of that lynch. Really well done.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 21, 2008 11:12:10 GMT -5
Ha! We bagged us a scum! I'm so extremely glad I voted KidV right now Scum detective. Wasn't expecting that one. Anyway.... Dude! I so owe you a drink! Your choice. I'm buying.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 21, 2008 11:12:28 GMT -5
GODDAMNIT! I had a nice well written, depainkillered post laying out my vote for KidV all written up. Will post at dawn tomorrow. I. Hate. Crutches. Suuure you did.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 21, 2008 11:14:17 GMT -5
NAF, dude, I'm so sorry. "Lying my ass off and spinning like a motherfucker" doesn't even begin to describe it. No hard feelings, I hope? So do we really "disagree with Mafia strategy on a fundamental level"?
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Post by The Real FCOD on Oct 21, 2008 11:19:12 GMT -5
Well done KidV, well done! You almost had me convinced a few times there.
--FCOD
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Post by KidVermicious on Oct 21, 2008 11:23:49 GMT -5
NAF, dude, I'm so sorry. "Lying my ass off and spinning like a motherfucker" doesn't even begin to describe it. No hard feelings, I hope? So do we really "disagree with Mafia strategy on a fundamental level"? A little bit, yeah. Probably best to not go into details until after the game though.
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Post by KidVermicious on Oct 21, 2008 11:49:59 GMT -5
Well done KidV, well done! You almost had me convinced a few times there. --FCOD Well, horseshoes and handgrenades, and all that. I went to bed resigned to it, you all are cruel for giving me hope. Nasssty filthy town, we hates it, precioussssss... Can I pour anyone a drink?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 21, 2008 11:59:07 GMT -5
Just Yesterday, KidV said his fundamentals of Mafia scum play were strong. Well, Kid V is fundamentally wrong. [/Obama]
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Post by NAF1138 on Oct 21, 2008 12:01:07 GMT -5
Well done KidV, well done! You almost had me convinced a few times there. --FCOD Well, horseshoes and handgrenades, and all that. I went to bed resigned to it, you all are cruel for giving me hope. Nasssty filthy town, we hates it, precioussssss... Can I pour anyone a drink? You want to pour a drink for the dead man walking over here, I wouldn't mind one.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 21, 2008 12:02:53 GMT -5
Oh, and to be clear, that wasn't meant to be an insult, I was trying to be funny. Hope it came out that way. Scum.
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Post by KidVermicious on Oct 21, 2008 12:10:23 GMT -5
Oh, and to be clear, that wasn't meant to be an insult, I was trying to be funny. Hope it came out that way. Scum. I laughed. And an Amaretto Sour for the dead man walking, I think. (Don't worry about the almond flavor, it's just extract...)
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Post by NAF1138 on Oct 21, 2008 12:25:34 GMT -5
And an Amaretto Sour for the dead man walking, I think. (Don't worry about the almond flavor, it's just extract...) MMMMM, it's cyanidetastic! Though a colorless oderless and tasteless powder placed in my wine might have been more thematically appropriate. Still, I'm not gonna turn down down a good sour. Cheers!
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Post by Darth Sensitive on Oct 21, 2008 12:37:12 GMT -5
Something that will make me walking on crutches easier and less painful. That seems to rule out copious quantities of alcohol.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 21, 2008 13:00:20 GMT -5
Something that will make me walking on crutches easier and less painful. That seems to rule out copious quantities of alcohol. Wait, what? When I busted my ACL a few months back, I took a Gatorade 32oz bottle and cut the top off. Then I used athletic tape to secure it right above the handle. Worked great as a beer holder at the social (I would have done it at the game, but I was too busy laying on the side of the pitch feeling sorry for myself). If there's one thing that mixes with crutches and pain, it's alcohol. Oh, and a few Vicodin don't hurt, either.
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Post by peekercpa on Oct 21, 2008 13:10:09 GMT -5
Something that will make me walking on crutches easier and less painful. That seems to rule out copious quantities of alcohol. Wait, what? When I busted my ACL a few months back, I took a Gatorade 32oz bottle and cut the top off. Then I used athletic tape to secure it right above the handle. Worked great as a beer holder at the social (I would have done it at the game, but I was too busy laying on the side of the pitch feeling sorry for myself). If there's one thing that mixes with crutches and pain, it's alcohol. Oh, and a few Vicodin don't hurt, either. Listen to Dr. Rugger. He speaks with wisdom befitting his years. And by that you young whipper snappers always think drugs and alcohol are the solution to a wide variety of problems. Come to think of it, even this old fuck agrees with the sentiment.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 21, 2008 13:14:13 GMT -5
MMMMM, it's cyanidetastic! Though a colorless oderless and tasteless powder placed in my wine might have been more thematically appropriate. Still, I'm not gonna turn down down a good sour. Cheers! After all your Mafia games to date, he figured you'd surely be immune to iocaine by now.
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Post by Darth Sensitive on Oct 21, 2008 18:12:47 GMT -5
I've got vicodin!
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Post by NAF1138 on Oct 21, 2008 18:37:34 GMT -5
I've got vicodin! Do you have red wine? Because, while I would never suggest drinking a glass or two with your vicodin (seeing as that is abuse and potentially dangerous) there might be some who would think that is a good way to spend an evening.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 21, 2008 19:32:23 GMT -5
I think a drank a beer on Vicodin once.
Personally, I find giving a blood a much safer way to turn oneself into a cheap(er) date.
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Post by peekercpa on Oct 21, 2008 20:31:44 GMT -5
[Viocodin Story]
After my vasectomy the doc gave me some of these pills. Take it easy lecture ensues. The misses drops me off at home. All is cool. Take a vicodin. Shit am I thirsty. Slam a beer. Fuck the pain is gone. Well fuck if beer makes me feel that painless what about a screwgie. Couple of those and all of a sudden the need for another vicodin kicks in. Superman. For some odd reason I thought that a jog around the neighborhood makes sense. Strap on the jock and take off. Small neighborhood so each lap I am slamming another beer or screwgie depending on the comfort level all the whole popping another half or quarter of a 5mg.
When I woke up the next day and my nuts were the size of baseballs I was truly fascinated.
I'd take a dump and have to cup them up so they wouldn't dangle in the commode water. Was back in the doc's office not long after that and he was just shaking his head.
Learn your lesson next generation. No opiates with alcohol following minor surgery.
Take a lesson from Unca' Peek.
[/Vicodin Story]
The fact that I was hitting on the missus that night is an even better story. The degree of infection and post traumatic surgery engorgement made her think that she was with Ron Jeremy.
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Post by peekercpa on Oct 21, 2008 20:43:24 GMT -5
NETA. I don't believe that my dick was any bigger, but my lord the testicles were to write about.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 21, 2008 21:32:17 GMT -5
[Viocodin Story] After my vasectomy the doc gave me some of these pills. Take it easy lecture ensues. The misses drops me off at home. All is cool. Take a vicodin. Shit am I thirsty. Slam a beer. Fuck the pain is gone. Well fuck if beer makes me feel that painless what about a screwgie. Couple of those and all of a sudden the need for another vicodin kicks in. Superman. For some odd reason I thought that a jog around the neighborhood makes sense. Strap on the jock and take off. Small neighborhood so each lap I am slamming another beer or screwgie depending on the comfort level all the whole popping another half or quarter of a 5mg. When I woke up the next day and my nuts were the size of baseballs I was truly fascinated. I'd take a dump and have to cup them up so they wouldn't dangle in the commode water. Was back in the doc's office not long after that and he was just shaking his head. Learn your lesson next generation. No opiates with alcohol following minor surgery. Take a lesson from Unca' Peek. [/Vicodin Story] The fact that I was hitting on the missus that night is an even better story. The degree of infection and post traumatic surgery engorgement made her think that she was with Ron Jeremy. NETA. I don't believe that my dick was any bigger, but my lord the testicles were to write about. psychopathgame.proboards106.com/index.cgi?board=wait&action=display&thread=477&page=1#32982
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 22, 2008 0:02:44 GMT -5
Aargh, reminds me of the respective nights of when I got my nipples and tongue pierced. Ingesting inappropriate substances directly after getting various holes in one's body always seems to lead to a painful and swollen recovery, due to the inappropriate actions that tend to follow those substances. Oh, to be 15 again...
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Oct 22, 2008 3:38:00 GMT -5
Ahem: Day One, my third post: Next order of business: VOTE KidVermicious[/color] ... he rings my bell (that sounds dirty, doesn't it?) more than the other two because of his vote for the Day length plan. Because if I were scum, I'd vote for the longest Day plan possible....because everyone thinks that scum want the Days to be over with as quick as possible. Really, they do. Every EXTRA Day is a Day they could be caught. However, they wouldn't want to vote that way simply because they'd want to plant an "oh so subtle" thought in your head that they aren't scum...so they'd vote for the longer Day plan, hoping you'd think "Scum would never vote for more Days". ... I've been scum. Twice. And I've weighed in on things like this before saying the things that would be opposite what Town would think of me (I.E. saying in Mafia V: Cult that we should NOT mod kill sachertorte even though the mod of that game was asking everyone what we should do and even though I wanted him DEAD DEAD DEAD!)...so yeah...even something as small as a vote for how many Days to have.[/quote]
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Post by Almost Human on Oct 22, 2008 3:39:21 GMT -5
Peek that was brilliant. I now have a mental image seared into my brain of your swollen sac hovering over the toilet water All this talk of Ameretto sours and LOTR...have you guys been reading the FB games or is it just coincidence? There's a LOTR game going on at the moment and one of our regulars is constantly on the Amerettos. Regardless - I'm drugged up on cold medecine at the moment so any alcohol would probably make an interesting combination - I'd like a large one please, and a drink
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