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Post by Zeriel on Nov 21, 2008 15:31:22 GMT -5
If you're reading this, pecker, you're going to hell.
Actually, I didn't do anything last night. A couple margaritas, a couple rum and cokes, a couple pints, a few hours of Wii golf and bowling, and crashed on my friends couch. Santo, why does your life sound so much like mine, except that I don't get nearly as many chicks? aside from the fact I'm married and all...of course, she TELLS me I should date more. ;D
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Post by peekercpa on Nov 21, 2008 15:31:56 GMT -5
Otie Dotie. But I have to admit that I did have one eye closed and was prepared to turn away. I am gearing up for a santo type story, however. It just takes the lubrication of the weekend to fully engorge the old noodle.
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Post by KidVermicious on Nov 21, 2008 15:35:05 GMT -5
If you're reading this, pecker, you're going to hell.
Actually, I didn't do anything last night. A couple margaritas, a couple rum and cokes, a couple pints, a few hours of Wii golf and bowling, and crashed on my friends couch. My eyes! Oh the humanity!
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Post by peekercpa on Nov 21, 2008 15:40:58 GMT -5
Kind of a reverse of the Dope game,
If you agree the questioner gets a toothpick. If not, well we'll see.
I have woken up with someone whose name I have no clue after playing donkey KONG
Bonus Point
It was the same sex
I give a toothpick but don't get the bonus.
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Post by Total Ullz on Nov 21, 2008 15:42:30 GMT -5
Sorry peek? ? I'm a virgin on this site - my very first game!!! And I have been reading stories from you and have been looking forward to able to comment and pretent I'm offended... and you come up with this??? No poo? No distorted threesome? Just drinks and a couch???
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Post by The Real FCOD on Nov 21, 2008 15:45:28 GMT -5
If you're reading this, pecker, you're going to hell.
Actually, I didn't do anything last night. A couple margaritas, a couple rum and cokes, a couple pints, a few hours of Wii golf and bowling, and crashed on my friends couch. That is without a doubt the most vile, disgusting story I have ever seen. I will never be the same again. --FCOD
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Post by peekercpa on Nov 21, 2008 15:54:15 GMT -5
Sorry peek? ? I'm a virgin on this site - my very first game!!! And I have been reading stories from you and have been looking forward to able to comment and pretent I'm offended... and you come up with this??? No poo? No distorted threesome? Just drinks and a couch??? Viciously defends total from the squids non nubby attacks. Shows her why my recent encounters call me Gene Simmons Sr. You do realize that it is smaller in the progeny?
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Post by peekercpa on Nov 21, 2008 16:04:57 GMT -5
And if santo calls me pecker one more time then I am sending him to the dude who got worked about his name and it had something to do with a fucking dwarf or something so that I can then drink another beer with him.
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Post by Total Ullz on Nov 21, 2008 16:06:26 GMT -5
Viciously defends total from the squids non nubby attacks. Shows her why my recent encounters call me Gene Simmons Sr. You do realize that it is smaller in the progeny? And here I was just thinking you had a pretty voice and sang a nice little song about bottles... what a nice surprise!!!
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Post by KidVermicious on Nov 21, 2008 17:38:52 GMT -5
And if santo calls me pecker one more time then I am sending him to the dude who got worked about his name and it had something to do with a fucking dwarf or something so that I can then drink another beer with him. Cold digger or some shit. Heh. Pecker.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Nov 21, 2008 17:44:17 GMT -5
Sorry peek? ? I'm a virgin on this site - my very first game!!! And I have been reading stories from you and have been looking forward to able to comment and pretent I'm offended... and you come up with this??? No poo? No distorted threesome? Just drinks and a couch??? I was saying sorry to pecker because the spoiler tags don't work the same way, and he had to read what I wrote, so he's going to hell. The weekend is still young, my friend, there is still plenty of stories to be made up. Although getting two $25 dollar margaritas for $13 for the both of them was probably the highlight of the night. I can't wait until I'm rich, then I can buy good tequila all the time!
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Post by Santo Rugger on Nov 21, 2008 17:44:35 GMT -5
And, glad to see I can offend with the most mundane of stories. My work here is done.
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Nov 21, 2008 17:52:34 GMT -5
Yikes. How the hell are y'all at 3 pages already? I swear I just checked in yesterday and nothing was going on.
Confirming receipt of role PM.
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Nov 21, 2008 18:01:03 GMT -5
And thanks for finally resetting my Karma. I have been pissing Roosh off forever...
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Post by Gir! on Nov 21, 2008 19:30:28 GMT -5
Well, if you'd just stopped pissing him off, you would have been fine. ;D
Hey, totallost, if you want, I'll tell you tomorrow what I did tonight (or, hell, I could even tell right now what I'm planning on doing).
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Post by peekercpa on Nov 21, 2008 19:37:56 GMT -5
And if santo calls me pecker one more time then I am sending him to the dude who got worked about his name and it had something to do with a fucking dwarf or something so that I can then drink another beer with him. Cold digger or some shit. Heh. Pecker. Dickweed. I am rubber and you are glue nonnsense. LOfugginL
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Post by Gir! on Nov 21, 2008 19:40:54 GMT -5
Did peeker just say that he's a rubber?
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Post by peekercpa on Nov 21, 2008 19:46:38 GMT -5
Well, if you'd just stopped pissing him off, you would have been fine. ;D Hey, totallost, if you want, I'll tell you tomorrow what I did tonight (or, hell, I could even tell right now what I'm planning on doing). Oh baby. I've got all the spatulas clean. The champagne is chilling. The chocolate is melting. The strawberries are sliced and diced. The batter is ready. Sorry, Kat. When the missus walks in the door I am giving her a big hug and kiss.
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Post by bufftabby on Nov 21, 2008 19:47:57 GMT -5
Yeah, he bounces.
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Post by Mister Blockey on Nov 21, 2008 19:51:02 GMT -5
confirmationizedededededed
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Post by Gir! on Nov 21, 2008 19:51:53 GMT -5
Well, if you'd just stopped pissing him off, you would have been fine. ;D Hey, totallost, if you want, I'll tell you tomorrow what I did tonight (or, hell, I could even tell right now what I'm planning on doing). Oh baby. I've got all the spatulas clean. The champagne is chilling. The chocolate is melting. The strawberries are sliced and diced. The batter is ready. Sorry, Kat. When the missus walks in the door I am giving her a big hug and kiss. Hopefully, that'll distract the both of you long enough for me to sneak in and steal the chocolate and strawberries. Y'all can keep the champagne and spatulas. The batter's already wandered off to hang out at Wrigley Field.
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Post by sinjin on Nov 21, 2008 20:00:45 GMT -5
Keep up children, back in the day we didn't use rubbers (well unless you were playing bridge). All these new fangled things, with their new names; condoms indeed . Hah, aids hadn't been invented yet, all the old std's were taken out by penicillin, the pill was freedom in an oval shape, and we invented sex, drugs and rock and roll, not necessarily in that order. w00t.
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Post by Gir! on Nov 21, 2008 20:06:11 GMT -5
Thanks to this conversation, I have the following quote in my head:
Karma point to whoever can give the next line without looking it up!
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Nov 21, 2008 20:47:23 GMT -5
Dayton, Ohio is boring. I spent two days there for work. Got back to Chitown late this afternoon. Had no Intarwebs for that whole time either.
And I'm confirming receipt of my role.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Nov 21, 2008 20:57:54 GMT -5
If you're reading this, pecker, you're going to hell.
Actually, I didn't do anything last night. A couple margaritas, a couple rum and cokes, a couple pints, a few hours of Wii golf and bowling, and crashed on my friends couch. And your boring night was still more interesting than mine. And why am I not surprised that peeker already has the highest post count and the game hasn't even started yet.
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Nov 21, 2008 23:16:52 GMT -5
Since DBI and Hockeyguy are the only two to not check in yet, I will start the game now and they'll both just have to catch up.
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Post by Trepa Mayfield on Dec 4, 2008 14:10:19 GMT -5
Is there any particular reason this thread isn't closed?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Dec 4, 2008 14:16:36 GMT -5
Because nobody was assholish enough to post to it, so Idle didn't see the need?
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Post by NAF1138 on Dec 4, 2008 14:19:24 GMT -5
The thread has to stay unlocked for multiquote to work on it.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Dec 4, 2008 14:32:27 GMT -5
Why would we need to quote this thread more than we would need to quote Day 1?
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