Post by Total Ullz on Feb 7, 2011 3:59:42 GMT -5
[The scene is the rim of the Gorge of Eternal Peril, where smoke and lava sounds rise out of the depths of the gorge. ARTHUR, ROBIN, BEDEVERE, GALAHAD, and LAUNCELOT skirt the rim, shuffling toward the rickety rope-and-plank bridge]
GALAHAD: There it is! The Bridge of Death!
ROBIN: Oh, great.
GALAHAD: [pointing] Look! There’s the old man from Scene 24!
BEDEVERE: What is he doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveler five questions—
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions—
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions—may cross in safety.
ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?
ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!
ROBIN: Oh, I won’t go.
GALAHAD: Who’s going to answer the questions?
ARTHUR: [To ROBIN] Sir Robin!
ROBIN: Yes?
ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.
ROBIN: Hey! I’ve got a great idea. Why doesn’t Launcelot go?
LAUNCELOT: [coming forward] Yes, let me go, my liege. I shall take him single-handed. [gesturing] I shall make a feint to the northeast—
ARTHUR: [To LAUNCELOT] No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on! Just answer the five questions— fifty-five—uh, fifty-three—
GALAHAD: [over his shoulder] Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions—as best you can. And we shall watch...and pray. LAUNCELOT: [going forward] I understand, my liege.
ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.
[LAUNCELOT approaches the Bridge of Death.]
KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, Bridge Keeper. I’m not afraid!
KEEPER: What...is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
KEEPER: What...is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What...is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: [capitulating] Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: [surprised—and a bit pleased as well, I imagine] Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN:[incredulous] That’s easy!
[ROBIN strides forward confidently. The others follow.]
KEEPER: [To ROBIN] Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: [overconfident] Ask me the questions, Bridge Keeper. I’m not afraid. KEEPER: What...is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
KEEPER: What...is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What...is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: [flabbergasted] I don’t know that!
[ROBIN is catapulted off the path and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.]
[GALAHAD steps forward.]
KEEPER: [To GALAHAD] Stop! What...is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What...is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.
KEEPER: What...is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No, yel—
GALAHAD is catapulted off the bridge and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. And as the Knight stand on the edge of the bridge looking into the Gorge they realize they just lost someone with an exceptional power, a bright personality and a very, very cute and sexy bottom.
KidVermicious, Sir GALAHAD the Pure sworn to chastity and ready to face peril, Town Archangel, has been lynched and will now (we hope) join the mods in the spoilers for some spanking and later - who knows what will happen
Night will last no less than 36 hours and no more than 60.