Post by Idle Thoughts on Feb 13, 2008 2:22:39 GMT -5
....the beach.
Santos would be whistling and chasing after everything in a thong bikini.
Idle Thoughts would be hiding under an umbrella and trying to cover the fact that he's white as a ghost.
Cookies would be yelling at kassia for getting sand all over her new lolcat photos that she printed out in the process of burying her in the sand.
zuma would get seasick just standing on the beachfront, wondering why the beach, itself, was moving and then realizing he's just very intoxicated.
MTGman would be in the shade with his buddies playing a Magic: The Gathering game and keeping his rare holographic cards as far away from the water as possible.
....a museum
NAF would be doing his best to try to pay attention to the guide, but only to make it look like he's more cultural than he really is.
Death By Irony would be awed by the special exhibit of anime drawings and would be taking notes (and also leaflets of the exhibit schedule) so she could follow it as it moves around the globe.
Roosh would fall asleep, bored with any guide or person droning on and on longer than he, himself, can.
MHaye would remain quiet most of the time, only until something happened to which he could make a clever, witty comment at and have people think he's so clever and witty since he rarely says anything but clever and witty things.
storyteller would be mortified to realize he remembers most of the stuff in the "1960s History Room" and everyone else in the group is busy scratching their heads over it.
Blaster Master would be telling people the odds and statistics that there would be another ice age, another civil war, another world war, another cuban missle crisis, another song like "Margaritaville", etc.
......at a nudist camp
FlyingCowofDoom would show up with a fig leaf over his pelvis, and have everyone wondering why he doesn't have two covering up his nipples as well.
Sachertorte would make the women feel uncomfortable because he's so good looking; they'd think he had ulterior motives of being there.....until they eventually learned they had nothing to worry about.
CatInASuit would be hanging around Idle Thoughts a lot saying things like "See? Told you I was a male."
Santos would feel right at home, used to being naked having just did his 50th college party streaking run the week before anyway.
GreedySmurf would be shyly hiding his private bits, not wanting to verify or debunk the rumor that....it's blue.
.....at a dance
Pleonast would lead all the slow dances with his dancing partner, not helping to be the more aggressive one.
atarus would be dancing with Denouncement all night and give the evil eye to any other guys who asked her to dance.
Cookies would be dancing with Kassia
Santos would be watching Cookies dance with Kassia and grin at the thoughts of what ELSE they may be doing together later on.
Hawkeyeop would offer to get Roosh another cup of punch, detouring the bathroom on the way back to leave a little revenge in the cup for a certain nickname.
HockeyMonkey would be too busy looking at her watch to have any fun, knowing that her local team would be playing right then and being anxious to catch at least SOME of the game.
Hal Briston's date would be.....naw...too easy.
.....Yellowstone National Park, hiking around
Diomedes would climb up a tree so he could show off swinging on a vine and doing a Tarzan impression, and getting hit in the balls in the process.
MHaye would be standing right near, ready to let a clever and witty comment fly about it.
Drain Bead would be picking rare flowers and fruits and wondering what sort of new dish she could make with them.
Kat would be impressed by the silence in nature, so quiet it's like being in space..and then thinking of space would remind her to remember to watch the Firefly marathon on later that night.
DiggitCamara would be trying to become one with nature....
....Roosh would ruin that by starting on another long talk about facts about Old Faithful.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it: Pick a place. Then pick five members and imagine what they'd be doing in this place that would stay true to their personality but would be absolutely hilarious.
Share it with us.
I'll create another one of these topics later on, with a lot more that I've thought up. Take this one as like a preview...and of course, as I suggested, add your own.
Santos would be whistling and chasing after everything in a thong bikini.
Idle Thoughts would be hiding under an umbrella and trying to cover the fact that he's white as a ghost.
Cookies would be yelling at kassia for getting sand all over her new lolcat photos that she printed out in the process of burying her in the sand.
zuma would get seasick just standing on the beachfront, wondering why the beach, itself, was moving and then realizing he's just very intoxicated.
MTGman would be in the shade with his buddies playing a Magic: The Gathering game and keeping his rare holographic cards as far away from the water as possible.
....a museum
NAF would be doing his best to try to pay attention to the guide, but only to make it look like he's more cultural than he really is.
Death By Irony would be awed by the special exhibit of anime drawings and would be taking notes (and also leaflets of the exhibit schedule) so she could follow it as it moves around the globe.
Roosh would fall asleep, bored with any guide or person droning on and on longer than he, himself, can.
MHaye would remain quiet most of the time, only until something happened to which he could make a clever, witty comment at and have people think he's so clever and witty since he rarely says anything but clever and witty things.
storyteller would be mortified to realize he remembers most of the stuff in the "1960s History Room" and everyone else in the group is busy scratching their heads over it.
Blaster Master would be telling people the odds and statistics that there would be another ice age, another civil war, another world war, another cuban missle crisis, another song like "Margaritaville", etc.
......at a nudist camp
FlyingCowofDoom would show up with a fig leaf over his pelvis, and have everyone wondering why he doesn't have two covering up his nipples as well.
Sachertorte would make the women feel uncomfortable because he's so good looking; they'd think he had ulterior motives of being there.....until they eventually learned they had nothing to worry about.
CatInASuit would be hanging around Idle Thoughts a lot saying things like "See? Told you I was a male."
Santos would feel right at home, used to being naked having just did his 50th college party streaking run the week before anyway.
GreedySmurf would be shyly hiding his private bits, not wanting to verify or debunk the rumor that....it's blue.
.....at a dance
Pleonast would lead all the slow dances with his dancing partner, not helping to be the more aggressive one.
atarus would be dancing with Denouncement all night and give the evil eye to any other guys who asked her to dance.
Cookies would be dancing with Kassia
Santos would be watching Cookies dance with Kassia and grin at the thoughts of what ELSE they may be doing together later on.
Hawkeyeop would offer to get Roosh another cup of punch, detouring the bathroom on the way back to leave a little revenge in the cup for a certain nickname.
HockeyMonkey would be too busy looking at her watch to have any fun, knowing that her local team would be playing right then and being anxious to catch at least SOME of the game.
Hal Briston's date would be.....naw...too easy.
.....Yellowstone National Park, hiking around
Diomedes would climb up a tree so he could show off swinging on a vine and doing a Tarzan impression, and getting hit in the balls in the process.
MHaye would be standing right near, ready to let a clever and witty comment fly about it.
Drain Bead would be picking rare flowers and fruits and wondering what sort of new dish she could make with them.
Kat would be impressed by the silence in nature, so quiet it's like being in space..and then thinking of space would remind her to remember to watch the Firefly marathon on later that night.
DiggitCamara would be trying to become one with nature....
....Roosh would ruin that by starting on another long talk about facts about Old Faithful.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it: Pick a place. Then pick five members and imagine what they'd be doing in this place that would stay true to their personality but would be absolutely hilarious.
Share it with us.
I'll create another one of these topics later on, with a lot more that I've thought up. Take this one as like a preview...and of course, as I suggested, add your own.