Post by Merestil Haye on Oct 22, 2010 19:12:36 GMT -5
"Is this the morgue?"
In a manner of speaking, yes.
"It doesn't really look like the morgue as I knew it. There's a lot less blood."
Yes, you've sent me an awful lot of people over the years. Work, work, work, keeping up with the processing and making sure everything is straight afterwards.
"Don't give me that guff."
What?
"All that gubbins about how I've killed so many, making you work harder. You know how many would have still been alive if I hadn't killed them? None, that's how many."
So? Just because they were going to die sooner or later doesn't mean they would have died when you killed them.
"You're the one who maunders on about people dying at the appointed time. Without me, there'd be a lot of people who died in various messy or unlikely ways. You know – getting hit by meteorites the exact size of the bullet I shot them with. The sort of thing that stretches credulity. I'm a public benefactor, me. 'Live by the code,' that's my motto."
Perhaps a new motto would be a good idea. You might consider something about living by the sword and dying by the noose.
"Speaking of which, do you think you could cut me down? It's getting kinda irritating hanging here."
Of course. Dexter Morgan was a
Scum Jailer
Night actions are due at 7 PM EST Sunday. Send everything to Merestil Haye and misterblockey.
The jail retracts into the wall. A moment later, Jack Skellington is expelled through a portal that irised open for the merest instant then closed, again leaving no trace.
The players
The Quick:
1 BillMC: Batman
4 Inner Stickler: Jack Skellington
5 Sister Coyote: Death of Rats
8 Timmyfellinthewell: Rorschach
9 Cometothedarksidewehavecookies: Nakor
10 Storyteller: generic homicidal maniac
11 Peekercpa: Curious George
12 severedelays: Elizabeth Bathory
15 Special Ed: Dr. Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali
17 Septimus: Dr. Strangelove
19 Natlaw: Nordom the Modron
21 NPhase: Iskaral Pust
22 Mahaloth: Zeddicus "Zedd" Zu'l Zorander
23 Paulwhoisaghost: Meeko
The Dead:
14 Captain Pinkies: Twilight Fangirl, Town Hider
24 Captain Pinkies: The Narrator, PFK Power Stealer
20 Drain Bead: Buddy Christ, Scum Corrupter
13 Suburban Plankton: Stay Puft Marshmallow man: Town Vigilante
16 Dirx: Lt. Columbo: Town Roleblocker
3 Kat: Gir PFK Serial Killer
6 Sinjin: (Eleanor) Big Sister Town Doctor
7 Total Lost: Galadriel, Scum Limited Investigator
2 redskeezix: The Corinthian, Town Mason
25 Meeko: Marcel Marceau, Town One-Shot Mass Roleblocker
18 Hockey Monkey: Dexter Morgan, Scum Jailer
In a manner of speaking, yes.
"It doesn't really look like the morgue as I knew it. There's a lot less blood."
Yes, you've sent me an awful lot of people over the years. Work, work, work, keeping up with the processing and making sure everything is straight afterwards.
"Don't give me that guff."
What?
"All that gubbins about how I've killed so many, making you work harder. You know how many would have still been alive if I hadn't killed them? None, that's how many."
So? Just because they were going to die sooner or later doesn't mean they would have died when you killed them.
"You're the one who maunders on about people dying at the appointed time. Without me, there'd be a lot of people who died in various messy or unlikely ways. You know – getting hit by meteorites the exact size of the bullet I shot them with. The sort of thing that stretches credulity. I'm a public benefactor, me. 'Live by the code,' that's my motto."
Perhaps a new motto would be a good idea. You might consider something about living by the sword and dying by the noose.
"Speaking of which, do you think you could cut me down? It's getting kinda irritating hanging here."
Of course. Dexter Morgan was a
Scum Jailer
Night actions are due at 7 PM EST Sunday. Send everything to Merestil Haye and misterblockey.
The jail retracts into the wall. A moment later, Jack Skellington is expelled through a portal that irised open for the merest instant then closed, again leaving no trace.
The players
The Quick:
1 BillMC: Batman
4 Inner Stickler: Jack Skellington
5 Sister Coyote: Death of Rats
8 Timmyfellinthewell: Rorschach
9 Cometothedarksidewehavecookies: Nakor
10 Storyteller: generic homicidal maniac
11 Peekercpa: Curious George
12 severedelays: Elizabeth Bathory
15 Special Ed: Dr. Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali
17 Septimus: Dr. Strangelove
19 Natlaw: Nordom the Modron
21 NPhase: Iskaral Pust
22 Mahaloth: Zeddicus "Zedd" Zu'l Zorander
23 Paulwhoisaghost: Meeko
The Dead:
14 Captain Pinkies: Twilight Fangirl, Town Hider
24 Captain Pinkies: The Narrator, PFK Power Stealer
20 Drain Bead: Buddy Christ, Scum Corrupter
13 Suburban Plankton: Stay Puft Marshmallow man: Town Vigilante
16 Dirx: Lt. Columbo: Town Roleblocker
3 Kat: Gir PFK Serial Killer
6 Sinjin: (Eleanor) Big Sister Town Doctor
7 Total Lost: Galadriel, Scum Limited Investigator
2 redskeezix: The Corinthian, Town Mason
25 Meeko: Marcel Marceau, Town One-Shot Mass Roleblocker
18 Hockey Monkey: Dexter Morgan, Scum Jailer