Post by special on Mar 21, 2011 19:41:42 GMT -5
Ulla: Hello again, and welcome to the show. Tonight we continue to look at some famous deaths. Tonight we start with the wonderful death of Bufftabby, in the famous debacle with Storyteller. Take it away Bufftabby.
Cut to Bufftabby's porch. Bufftabby strides about purposefully. Country-style background music. Suddenly the music cuts out and Bufftabby with a squawk throws herself in the air and lands on her back. This happens very suddenly.
Judges hold up cards with points on, in the manner of ice skating judges.
Voice Over: 9.1, 9.3, 9.7, that's 28.1 for Bufftabby.
Ulla: Bad luck Bufftabby. Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores.
Ed enters with a scoreboard looking like this:
Dotchan 29.9
Santo Rugger 29.3
Pleonast 29.1
Special Ed 29.0
NaturalBlondChap 28.2
Bufftabby 28.1
Captain Pinkies 3.1
Ed: Well there you can see the scores now. Dotchan in the lead there with the 3 lynches in a row, then comes Santo Rugger for the true claim of being scum in Mario, a grand lynch that, then the very lovely Pleonast for all his non-lynches in Dr. Horrible, then Special Ed (me) for his wiki-quotes - NaturalBlondChap, a grand little chap that, for his Jester-play In T2: Behind the scenes, and number six Bufftabby, and the back marker Captain Pinkies. Back to you, Ulla.
Ulla: Thank you, Ed. And now time for this Day's request death. (taking card off piano) For Mr and Mrs Violet Stabbings of 23 Werewolf Road, Hull, the death of Mr Merestil Haye.
Cut to a lounge setting. Merestil Haye sitting in chair with a cup of tea.
Merestil Haye: Crikey! (he dies)
Ulla still there. She looks at watch.
Ulla: Oh blimey, how time flies. Sadly we are reaching the end of yet another programme and so it is finale time. We are proud to be bringing to you one of the evergreen bucket kickers. Yes, the wonderful death of the famous English Admiral Nelson.
Cut to a modern office block, as high as possible. After a pause a body flies out of the top window looking as much like Nelson as possible. As it plummets there is a strangled scream.
Nelson: Kiss me Hardy!
Merestil Haye, Bridge Keeper, Investigator, Scum has been lynched and will now be very welcome to join the spoilers - just in time for tea!
Night shall end after at least 36 hours, but no more than 60 hours.