Death By Irony
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The Former Mandate of Heaven/Current Gastard Night Mod
I'm my own mind-altering substance!
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:10:17 GMT -5
Post by Death By Irony on Jul 21, 2008 18:10:17 GMT -5
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
With that announcement, dawn breaks over a light fog.
(Dawn got better.)
The various players find themselves dumped out of bed via a trap door into the main area...every body except Hoopy Frood, that is. He is found hanging from his bed by his wrist, which is handcuffed to the bedpost, before he manages to get a toehold and pulls himself back up into his room.
Good morning, everyone. My Ugly Scum Bits have determined via Gyromancy--
Gyromancy?
Gyromancy!
Gyromancy!
Everybody spin! Spin spin spin in a circle!
...nno.
*ahem*
It is now Day One. With 96 alive, it takes 20 to start The Countdown. The Day will end no later than July 28th.
Have fun Shaing each other. ;D
One more thing: Hoopy Frood has been arrested on suspicion of being the serial killer. Hoopy Frood is not allowed to participate in the game toDay. That means no posts (not even fluff), no votes, and no discussions on any secret boards if he is on any of those.
And also: Death By Irony is one lazy gastard mod. She will only handle roles she is in charge of, and Dawn posts. Bug some other mod with your inane questions.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:13:54 GMT -5
Post by Captain Klutz on Jul 21, 2008 18:13:54 GMT -5
Wow, we've started. Now what do we do?
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Gir!
FGM
EVIL Demon Goddess Mod
What? Kat is sweet and innocent!
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:14:19 GMT -5
Post by Gir! on Jul 21, 2008 18:14:19 GMT -5
I HATES WON OF U VRY VRY MUTCH.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:14:52 GMT -5
Post by Captain Klutz on Jul 21, 2008 18:14:52 GMT -5
NETA: I'm finally around at the beginning of a Day!
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Koldanar
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[on:I survived the apocralypse!][of:Into the void, go I]
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:24:38 GMT -5
Post by Koldanar on Jul 21, 2008 18:24:38 GMT -5
Shaing each other? Don't any of you do taht at me!
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Gir!
FGM
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What? Kat is sweet and innocent!
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:25:12 GMT -5
Post by Gir! on Jul 21, 2008 18:25:12 GMT -5
SO, WHICH IZ MOAR LIKELY: DAT ALL KILLERS GOT BLOCKD (BY BLOCKERS OR DOCS) OR DAT THAR WUZ NO NITE ZERO KILLINGS ALLOWD?
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Hockey Monkey!
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This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker over who killed who.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:31:44 GMT -5
Post by Hockey Monkey! on Jul 21, 2008 18:31:44 GMT -5
After reading just these first few posts, I think analysis may be pointless. On the bright side I got a neato Creepy Doll. She's beautiful. Anybody wanna play with me?
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Hockey Monkey!
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This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker over who killed who.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:32:57 GMT -5
Post by Hockey Monkey! on Jul 21, 2008 18:32:57 GMT -5
Oh jesus. Referring to oneself in the first person will get you "My Ugly Scum Bits". Gah!
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Koldanar
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:39:02 GMT -5
Post by Koldanar on Jul 21, 2008 18:39:02 GMT -5
Really? I, myself, me
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:43:52 GMT -5
Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Jul 21, 2008 18:43:52 GMT -5
Vote Koldanar
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:44:26 GMT -5
Post by bufftabby on Jul 21, 2008 18:44:26 GMT -5
Ah say, ah aint got no Ugly Scum Bits.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:46:20 GMT -5
Post by Pleonast on Jul 21, 2008 18:46:20 GMT -5
Yay, the Game has started. And without further ado, straight to the drama... I've thought about it, and my role leads me to a clear conclusion: I should role claim immediately. So here it is. My role PM was from "The Magnanimous Magnificent Blockey". The role is The Executioner and my name is Sorry, you don't have a name. My alignment is Town, and my win condition is when all the evil anti town elements have been sha'd. My power is this: once per game, I may stop a lynch, including mine own, and end the Day early. I'm the one who pulls the gallows' lever. My role restriction is: I may not vote. Apparently, it'd be some sort of conflict of interest. Why, you may ask, am I rushing to claim? Several reasons. 1) Not voting will stand out like a sore thumb, especially because I tend to vote early and aggressively. This claim will look even stupider after a Day or two of not voting. Better to claim immediately. 2) My power is not really that useful to the Town, except to confirm myself. Not lynching is very anti-Town, except in very limited circumstances. And those circumstances should be obvious enough that we'll all vote for no lynch. So I don't consider myself a power role; no reason to hide it. 3) To give scum some WIFOM over whether or not I'm stating all my powers. Enjoy.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:49:54 GMT -5
Post by peekercpa on Jul 21, 2008 18:49:54 GMT -5
Ok apparently my role is to receive a Gastard PM for each post I make that also entails a role change. Whoever thought this one up is on my shitdar.
Takes a shot per PM. Additionally, does the chicken dance for a bunch of nursing home patients.
Seriously, who makes this shit up?
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Gir!
FGM
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What? Kat is sweet and innocent!
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:51:08 GMT -5
Post by Gir! on Jul 21, 2008 18:51:08 GMT -5
WELL, THARS ALWAYS WHEN POWR ROLE IZ ON TEH CHOPPIN BLOCK AN CLAIMS WITHOUT ENOUGH TIEM 4 UNVOTIN.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:53:24 GMT -5
Post by Pleonast on Jul 21, 2008 18:53:24 GMT -5
WELL, THARS ALWAYS WHEN POWR ROLE IZ ON TEH CHOPPIN BLOCK AN CLAIMS WITHOUT ENOUGH TIEM 4 UNVOTIN. Townies speak in English; scum don't.
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Koldanar
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:54:38 GMT -5
Post by Koldanar on Jul 21, 2008 18:54:38 GMT -5
I wanted to try this again ... I versus I, . Lets see if that changes it? And why the hell do I get an immediate vote for cookies? Need to vote in every post?
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:57:57 GMT -5
Post by Boozahol Squid, P.I. on Jul 21, 2008 18:57:57 GMT -5
WELL, THARS ALWAYS WHEN POWR ROLE IZ ON TEH CHOPPIN BLOCK AN CLAIMS WITHOUT ENOUGH TIEM 4 UNVOTIN. Townies speak in English; scum don't. eselgni etnama ,olipocS
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Koldanar
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 18:58:26 GMT -5
Post by Koldanar on Jul 21, 2008 18:58:26 GMT -5
Yep, the all-powerful mods forgot the chances that the letter between H and J can be followed by a comma! Bwahahah!
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:01:21 GMT -5
Post by NAF1138 on Jul 21, 2008 19:01:21 GMT -5
Yep, the all-powerful great and glorious mods forgot the chances that the letter between H and J can be followed by a comma! Bwahahah! You seriously wanna push your luck like that little man?
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:01:25 GMT -5
Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Jul 21, 2008 19:01:25 GMT -5
Unvote Koldanar Vote Pleonast[/color]
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Koldanar
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:04:16 GMT -5
Post by Koldanar on Jul 21, 2008 19:04:16 GMT -5
Yep, the all-powerful great and glorious great and glorious mods forgot the chances that the letter between H and J can be followed by a comma! Bwahahah! You seriously wanna push your luck like that little man? No sir, I only wanted to push a little sir! Forgive me, I prostrate myself at your feet in humble apology!
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:05:39 GMT -5
Post by Boozahol Squid, P.I. on Jul 21, 2008 19:05:39 GMT -5
I think -cough- we can now -cough- see -cough- who Koldanar's overmod -cough- is. -cough-
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Darth Sensitive
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:05:40 GMT -5
Post by Darth Sensitive on Jul 21, 2008 19:05:40 GMT -5
Great, you tipped them off.
And it appears that we have a da Vinci...
Wonderful.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:06:43 GMT -5
Post by bufftabby on Jul 21, 2008 19:06:43 GMT -5
Yer sig is crackin' me up with its ugly scum bits, Boozy. "Somewhere out there the answers My Ugly Scum Bits needed were sleeping." Fucking poetry, man.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:06:47 GMT -5
Post by peekercpa on Jul 21, 2008 19:06:47 GMT -5
And if you happened to get a nursing home role you better speak up so that McMurtry can save your ass before Nurse Ratchett decides to night dose your ass.
Figuring that I am all alone in the assylum.
And I am thinking of just letting my damn mailbox fill up so that the screwballs who set this up can pound sand.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:11:44 GMT -5
Post by Pleonast on Jul 21, 2008 19:11:44 GMT -5
Heh, looks like Cookies can only vote, but not otherwise speak.
And peeker, if _I_ were you, I'd see how many roles you can collect. Sounds like it's more a burden to the _mods_ than the player.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:13:07 GMT -5
Post by peekercpa on Jul 21, 2008 19:13:07 GMT -5
I
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:14:39 GMT -5
Post by Pleonast on Jul 21, 2008 19:14:39 GMT -5
I mods
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:14:43 GMT -5
Post by peekercpa on Jul 21, 2008 19:14:43 GMT -5
Eye think the Mods be phucking around.
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Day One
Jul 21, 2008 19:15:08 GMT -5
Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Jul 21, 2008 19:15:08 GMT -5
Unvote Pleonast
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