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Post by Mister Blockey on Sept 17, 2008 8:43:19 GMT -5
Senor Vorpal Kickasso wanders around the halls babbling to himself with a little smile on his face. Suddenly he shakes, his edges blur. It looks like something's trying to break out of him, then nothing, he wanders away. All of the sudden he's back in the middle of the game arena screaming.
SNAP!!
Gone again.
Moments later Roosh's head pops up, and next to him the wavering outline of Hoopy is whispering in his ear. Something black rises out of the ground. Squat, venomous, bristling with spines, it raises a single claw and slices through a thin silver line connected to the ghostly hoopy's back. Suddenly both hoopy's start screaming.
Senor Vorpal Kickasso is dead for blatant rule breaking.
Oh well then, back to business. The town turns again to deciding who they should lynch when four giant windows appear in the sky through which the four great gastard mods can dimly be seen. One steps a little closer to the window and turns on a PA system.
Ahem: First of all congratulations are due to Diomedes the Squid, your resident devil, for leading much/some of his side to victory. A red glowing ghostly horned squid appears briefly and bows. Second: The Dude and Parzival, you are free to go, victory is yours along with this fabulous prize package! there's a moment of fumbling and the sound of rustling paper. You both win the safety of your family and home countries, 1 million universal translators, and a brand New CAR!!! None of you could have done it without your MVP though, she's bad, she's relatively even tempered, she's kinda furry, she's the one who made it All POSSIBLE! BUFFTABBY!!!!! I believe she has a few words to say to everybody left, and then of course everyone in her corner of the universe who didn't win.
Thousands of windows open around the game area and in each one is a kitten holding a gun.
The pa system begins to crackle and then the sound of Bufftabby clearing her throat:
I can has cheezburger? I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER! U CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER! EVRYBODY CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER! EVRYBODY MUST HAS CHEEZBURGER!!!!
The gastard mods step back from the windows, the last to leave presses a button dropping a giant banner reading: Have Fun You Crazy Lolcats!!
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The game is over. Bufftabby(the ceiling cat) wins, and by extension The Dude and parzival (survivors), and diomedes squid (the pfk devil) win as well.
For the confused: Bufftabby the ceiling cat is a mad bomber. Pleo was infected, and since hal was the only town left, she and her infected outnumbered town. Roosh and parzival simply had to be alive at endgame to win. Also when dio suicided he gained special night powers and the ability to win with any pfk (pollux, buff, and Nanook)
Congratulations guys the game has ended with a lolcat empire. EVRYBODY MUST HAS CHEEZBURGER!!!!
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Post by Mister Blockey on Sept 17, 2008 8:47:44 GMT -5
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Sept 17, 2008 10:30:11 GMT -5
Congrats, Bufftabby. Very well played.
And to you as well Dio, Roosh, and Parzival.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Sept 17, 2008 10:37:21 GMT -5
I don't get it. Can somebody please post a synopsis? I couldn't gather much from the spoiled discussion.
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Post by Mister Blockey on Sept 17, 2008 10:44:38 GMT -5
For the confused: Bufftabby the ceiling cat is a mad bomber. Pleo was infected, and since hal was the only town left, she and her infected outnumbered town. Roosh and parzival simply had to be alive at endgame to win. Also when dio suicided he gained special night powers and the ability to win with any pfk (pollux, buff, and Nanook)
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Post by bufftabby on Sept 17, 2008 10:53:40 GMT -5
Bwahahahahaha! "Oh buff, surely you are Town!" Yeah, right, suckas! PFK, bitches!
Man, I sure did make up some good bullshit, didn't I? (I can haz boolsheet?) Investigative powers, my ass. My non-towndar was apparently on point in this one, 'cause I just knew Drain Bead, Idle Thoughts, and Pollux were evil. Hell, I didn't even try to lolCat DB, and I lost to Idle, another factor in my...emergency brain surgery on him. Can't have little tattletales about!
Good game, guys! Now you'll never freakin' trust me again, eh?
Kat, I targetted because, well, her name is Kat, and I think I'm funny. Then I held off for a few Nights, because I figured most of my converts would get killed off anyway if I went about it willynilly, so I should wait until closer to endgame. I targetted Duke solely because I wanted to see some Scottish lolCat. I targetted Klutz and Idle, and failed. I targetted Pleo because I figured nobody would kill him off. I targetted RoOsh for mucking about with my mod, Kid V.
And that's the sordid tale of Buff's rise to power.
I'll be taking questions and signing autographs in the lobby. MEOW!
Bikini cats with machine guns Bikini cats with machine guns Those girls will kill you But they're loaded with fun Bikini cats with machine guns
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Post by Parzival on Sept 17, 2008 10:56:06 GMT -5
Hooray!
Buys Roosh a Cherry Slushie.
You know, if Pollux hadn't switched his vote, bufftabby would have died.
I was a vote charger (in case it wasn't obvious). I could only remove votes, so I removed a vote from Pollux and switched my vote, which was a two-vote swing.
I got points for role redirection, and since I sucked at that, I only had one point to use. I just wanted to use it that day.
edit: Which means I'm the one that messed with your (and my) mod, bufftabby.
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Post by bufftabby on Sept 17, 2008 10:58:30 GMT -5
i iz on ur board, winnin ur game
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Post by Rysto on Sept 17, 2008 11:08:15 GMT -5
Nicely done, bufftabby. When I saw your Role I was certain you had no chance at all in this game. You did very well convincing Klutz that you were an investigator -- not only did that prevent him from outing you as Ceiling Cat, but he protected you from a scum kill one Night.
And as for the rest of you: Pollux claims to be an unkillable Townie and you believed him? And then bufftabby claims to be an unkillable investigator and you believed her?
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Sept 17, 2008 11:15:42 GMT -5
And as for the rest of you: Pollux claims to be an unkillable Townie and you believed him? And then bufftabby claims to be an unkillable investigator and you believed her? Well when scum manage to fail on three out of their first four attempts to kill, and among those are two people who claimed immunity, it doesn't seem all that odd. (The night 1 miskill was scum not getting the kill in on time.) And I never thought Pollux was townie. I always pegged him as a PFK of some point. I didn't realize he was SK until Parzival's reveal, though.
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Post by bufftabby on Sept 17, 2008 11:19:57 GMT -5
Yeah, Rysto, I was sure that I would never win this thing. Hell, I didn't even know I'd won til I read this thread. I misunderstood exactly how my numbers were calculated. I decided to take a play from your book, and try to help the Town win as much as possible. Of course, I knew that if I were forced to make my investigative claim, I would not be helping Town so much with my fake investigative results.
Parzival, well-played. I'm glad I didn't know how close I was to death (or even winning) at any point. I'm sure I would've mucked it up good.
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Post by The Real FCOD on Sept 17, 2008 11:43:08 GMT -5
Good game, all!
--FCOD
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Post by storyteller0910 on Sept 17, 2008 12:14:43 GMT -5
bufftabby, well played. Be prepared for the following phrase in every game you ever play for the rest of your life:
Be careful; remember bufftabby in the Gastard game...
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Post by bufftabby on Sept 17, 2008 12:43:27 GMT -5
That's fine, as long as I don't have to be legendary.
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Post by NAF1138 on Sept 17, 2008 13:45:37 GMT -5
Seriously nice work Tabby and Roosh and Parzival too. I am most impressed with tabby since that role almost didn't make it into the game as the mods thought it might be impossible to win with. So tabby then going on to win with it is really quite the feat.
Good work.
I do hope everyone had fun with the game. I know some people ended up a bit frustrated and other found the whole thing to confusing/sill/sloppy/whatever to have a good time. But I know we had a good time designing and running it. Thanks all for participating in the maddness.
Oh and in case anyone hasn't signed up yet, Story and Kat are starting a game right quick and there are (I think) 2 slots left. If you haven't signed up and are thinking about it WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Seriously, Story AND Kat modding a game. It will be awesome.
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Post by Pollux Oil on Sept 17, 2008 15:03:17 GMT -5
Yeah, Rysto, I was sure that I would never win this thing. Hell, I didn't even know I'd won til I read this thread. I misunderstood exactly how my numbers were calculated. I decided to take a play from your book, and try to help the Town win as much as possible. Hey, that's what I was trying to do! BAH! If only I had killed you a night earlier...*grumble* Good game though! ;D
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Post by KidVermicious on Sept 17, 2008 15:13:35 GMT -5
We thought really hard about putting a serious Mod contest into the game, and ended up not doing it. But with the Angel and Devil mechanic, which I think worked well (and could have worked better if Squid hadn't stopped playing, grr) I think it's certainly possible.
Echoing NAFs apologies for the disjointed nature of the game - it certainly could have been more polished. We spent too long bandying around ideas and not enough time tying them all together.
I think we also discovered the pitfalls of running with 4 mods and no set schedule (the countdown mechanic pretty much shot that to heck).
Still, I hope ya'll had fun. I had a blast helping mod, and appreciate the players for making it go.
ETA - Parz, you're approved for the spoiler board.
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Post by Holy Moley! on Sept 17, 2008 15:22:35 GMT -5
Well when scum manage to fail on three out of their first four attempts to kill, and among those are two people who claimed immunity, it doesn't seem all that odd. (The night 1 miskill was scum not getting the kill in on time.) Yeah it was. I volunteered for that scumkill and everybody was like "nah, let DrainBead do it." Grrrrrrrrrrr... WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR ME TO GET TO KILL SOMETHING AROUND HERE? Oh and Bufftabby - awesome, awesome play. I've said this about seven times on the spoiler boards, but you deserved the win and then some.
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Post by bufftabby on Sept 17, 2008 15:57:19 GMT -5
Can I get some karma up in this bitch? I mean, SRSLY. Teh zeroes?![/color] ceiling cat haz teh happies
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Post by Pleonast on Sept 17, 2008 16:02:33 GMT -5
Congrats, bufftabby. Sorry, fellow Townies, I guess I should've suicided after the LOLCAT got me. I certainly was considering it. The posting restrictions weren't good to me. Or the filters. And the lack of vote counts. Also, the screwing with players names. Oh, the voting restriction I had, too. I'll be sure to avoid games that have these features ( ) in the future. I did have fun, though. There was just no way I could contribute anything meaningful, since my play style involves analysis. And I couldn't do that here, way to chaotic.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Sept 17, 2008 16:06:19 GMT -5
Well when scum manage to fail on three out of their first four attempts to kill, and among those are two people who claimed immunity, it doesn't seem all that odd. (The night 1 miskill was scum not getting the kill in on time.) Yeah it was. I volunteered for that scumkill and everybody was like "nah, let DrainBead do it." Grrrrrrrrrrr... WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR ME TO GET TO KILL SOMETHING AROUND HERE? Don't blame me, I was being held in Nanook's Dungeon of Pleasure and Pain. (Sounds better than "handcuffed to bedpost".)
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Sept 17, 2008 16:08:35 GMT -5
Can I get some karma up in this bitch? I mean, SRSLY. Teh zeroes?! [/color] ceiling cat haz teh happies[/quote] Actually, before I exalted you a few hours ago, you were at -1. Someone's apparently got sour grapes around here. *Cue MHaye*
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Post by Santo Rugger on Sept 17, 2008 16:27:17 GMT -5
Can I get some karma up in this bitch? I mean, SRSLY. Teh zeroes?! [/color] ceiling cat haz teh happies[/quote] Actually, before I exalted you a few hours ago, you were at -1. Someone's apparently got sour grapes around here. *Cue MHaye*[/quote] Back to -1. Suckas!!!
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Post by Nanook on Sept 17, 2008 16:33:51 GMT -5
Don't blame me, I was being held in Nanook's Dungeon of Pleasure and Pain. I'm so saving that.
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Post by bufftabby on Sept 17, 2008 16:35:58 GMT -5
You're pure evil, Santosss the Obviously Losing Townie[/color].
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Post by Holy Moley! on Sept 17, 2008 16:36:06 GMT -5
Actually, before I exalted you a few hours ago, you were at -1. Someone's apparently got sour grapes around here. *Cue MHaye* Back to -1. Suckas!!! BUT NOT FOR LONG.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Sept 17, 2008 17:23:15 GMT -5
Don't blame me, I was being held in Nanook's Dungeon of Pleasure and Pain. I'm so saving that. You should add a ® to the end of that. You know, so no one else decides to franchise those out before you do. P.S: And yes, to any nitpickers I know it should technically be TM. P.P.S: One tends to start to notice these things when one dates a law student. At least when it gets too bad, I start talking software engineering to her. Works wonders to foil that bit.
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Post by RoOsh on Sept 17, 2008 17:41:01 GMT -5
Bwahahahahaha! "Oh buff, surely you are Town!" Yeah, right, suckas! PFK, bitches! Heh, I didn't care WHAT you were, all i knew if you had an itchy trigger finger for some reason, and that's all i needed to fufill MY goals. Though I was bummed at Cookie's dying. As she was my minion throughout the game, and I was figuring no one would kill her (one reason I NEVER voted for her after i used her). So watching her kill herself on teh red spot was a bummer.... But better her than me, because I Was about to stand on that spot to show off my DayKill immunity powers (and to get more of you people to try and kill yourselfs). All in all, a very good game for moi- a Surivor who's first ability was to claim forgiveness to the mods, and become... a vanilla survivor. and who's second ability was the ability to be modkilled. Whoop de doo! The Roosh ALWAYS finds a way to win
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Post by bufftabby on Sept 17, 2008 18:28:49 GMT -5
Bwahahahahaha! "Oh buff, surely you are Town!" Yeah, right, suckas! PFK, bitches! Heh, I didn't care WHAT you were, all i knew if you had an itchy trigger finger for some reason, and that's all i needed to fufill MY goals. I wasn't really referring to you specifically, which is why I didn't quote you exactly. The sentiment seemed shockingly prevalent. And yeah, I do like to stabby stabby stab.
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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Sept 17, 2008 19:00:02 GMT -5
So this is where y'all are. I have been looking for you in the spoiled thread. Good clusterfu...I mean game, everyone. ;D Thanks mods. Congrats to the winning factions.
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