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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 23:17:13 GMT -5
MORE TMI TO FOLLOW: I don't think she would have been satisfied anyway. The first thing she said when we "started" was, "DEEPER!" I tried to laugh it off with the whole, "I can give you harder and I can give you faster, but I can't give you deeper." She was not impressed. This statement does not inspire confidence. Ehh. I've bottomed out in every other girl I've ever been with. I blame it on her having quite the deep vagina. ...so I ask her to help me play out my favorite fantasy...So, I went back into her room and asked if she had a plunger. Nope. Next best option? How about a coat hanger. She didn't have any metal ones, so I took a plastic one and broke it so it would fit down the toilet. That did the trick, but I didn't feel like dealing with the coat hanger, so I just wrapped the end with some TP and left it in her trashcan. Then I took a nap. Thus fulfilling the fantasy in its entirety, eh? Why is it so much fun to make fun of you, rugger? It's like you're asking for it, man. Srsly, I could go on all day. Erm, Night. No. The entire fantasy included saran wrap and an avacado. It's because you have the intellect of a middle school girl, and you make fun of people you wanna shag. Duh. ;D
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 23:18:05 GMT -5
Sex and poo, why do I think these two things do not go together? Because you're not very adventurous?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 23:19:18 GMT -5
So I received an interesting political missive in the mail today... I'll bet you an antique dentist chair (you ship it) to whatever you've got of equal or lesser value that I can guess the political orientation of the sender. Deal?
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 14, 2008 23:40:22 GMT -5
It's because you have the intellect of a middle school girl, and you make fun of people you wanna shag. Duh. ;D Puh-leeeze. I didn't have the intellect of a middle school girl when I was one. I've been 17 my entire lfe. And I make fun of lots of people, many of which I don't care to bang. So nyah.
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Santo Rugger
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 23:41:22 GMT -5
So you don't wanna shag me?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 23:41:36 GMT -5
I promise not to poop in your toilet.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 14, 2008 23:46:18 GMT -5
I have a plunger. And my toilet is the last of a dying breed. I think I've conquered that fucker with an inhumane turd, but it just sucks it off to the sewer with nary a whimper. Your massive poops shall not impugn this commode!
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Post by KidVermicious on Oct 14, 2008 23:46:48 GMT -5
I promise not to poop in your toilet. Where are you gonna poop?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 23:48:19 GMT -5
I promise not to poop in your toilet. Where are you gonna poop? You already forgot the saran wrap and the avocado?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 14, 2008 23:49:35 GMT -5
I have a plunger. And my toilet is the last of a dying breed. I think I've conquered that fucker with an inhumane turd, but it just sucks it off to the sewer with nary a whimper. Your massive poops shall not impugn this commode! Bullcrap. If your toilet is that awesome, why would you have the need for a plunger? Busted! Vote bufftabby
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 15, 2008 0:01:06 GMT -5
Gee, I dunno, maybe I've LIVED OTHER PLACES. I'm not just gonna throw my plunger out because my toilet is awesome. OMGUS!
vote Santos L. Halper[/color]
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 15, 2008 0:04:09 GMT -5
Gee, I dunno, maybe I've LIVED OTHER PLACES. I'm not just gonna throw my plunger out because my toilet here is awesome. OMGUS!
vote Santos L. Halper[/color]
Though, if you're coming to shag me, I'm hiding the plunger. I think we all know why.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 15, 2008 0:05:41 GMT -5
POS browser said I hadn't posted that shit yet. Grr. Stupid last-minute plunger musings.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 15, 2008 6:51:35 GMT -5
So I received an interesting political missive in the mail today... I'll bet you an antique dentist chair (you ship it) to whatever you've got of equal or lesser value that I can guess the political orientation of the sender. Deal? Nope. 1) Since I eventually in the not-too-distant future am going to get out my suburban Hell, I'm trying to get rid of stuff, not accumulate more. 2) Why would I pay for you to ship something to me I neither want nor could use? 3) Given the stereotypical expectations of the behavior of wingnuts on either side of the two-party political fence, one doesn't have to be a political junkie to make an educated guess as to which major candidate's John Hancock was represented on the bottom of the missive. So I'd probably lose if I took you up on your offer, and as much as I'd like to give you something I can't use or don't want, it's probably easier to just give it to the Salvation Army, Amvets, Goodwill, or one of those other tax-deductible charities.
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Post by Chucara on Oct 15, 2008 7:11:24 GMT -5
He's been seeming scummy to me a long time, and the final taunting this morning has made me sure he's siding with scum. It's obvious that he knows more than he's telling us, but he's not doing ANYTHING to help town!
vote UATU
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 15, 2008 8:32:10 GMT -5
2) Why would I pay for you to ship something to me I neither want nor could use? Because my buddy offered me $100 last night if I could find a way to get rid of said antique dentist chair without taking it to the dump or tossing it on the side of the road. His roommate's been carrying it around for at least 3 years to every house he's moved to, and we all have to lug it around every time he moves. It's a pain in the ass. Split it with ya? And you can even use your half to help pay for shipping.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 15, 2008 8:34:19 GMT -5
Gee, I dunno, maybe I've LIVED OTHER PLACES. I'm not just gonna throw my plunger out because my toilet here is awesome. OMGUS! vote Santos L. Halper[/color] Though, if you're coming to shag me, I'm hiding the plunger. I think we all know why.[/quote]I dunno, the plunger isn't something I move with. That's like taking the shower head or the mats in the bottom of the cupboards. I bet you even take the toilet brush, too? Sicko. Please don't hide that.If I could vote for you twice, I would.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 15, 2008 8:54:01 GMT -5
2) Why would I pay for you to ship something to me I neither want nor could use? Because my buddy offered me $100 last night if I could find a way to get rid of said antique dentist chair without taking it to the dump or tossing it on the side of the road. His roommate's been carrying it around for at least 3 years to every house he's moved to, and we all have to lug it around every time he moves. It's a pain in the ass. Split it with ya? And you can even use your half to help pay for shipping. Have you guys thought about EBay? Or if you just want to get rid of it without the hassle of selling, look up your local Freecycle.org chapter. One man's trash is another one's treasure. You'd be surprised what some people will snatch up for free.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 15, 2008 8:56:30 GMT -5
Gee, I dunno, maybe I've LIVED OTHER PLACES. I'm not just gonna throw my plunger out because my toilet here is awesome. OMGUS! vote Santos L. Halper[/color] Though, if you're coming to shag me, I'm hiding the plunger. I think we all know why.[/quote]I dunno, the plunger isn't something I move with. That's like taking the shower head or the mats in the bottom of the cupboards. I bet you even take the toilet brush, too? Sicko. Please don't hide that.If I could vote for you twice, I would.[/quote] This from the guy that helps his friend lug a dentist chair aorund everytime said friend moves. But, yeah, I usually don't move with my plungers or toilet brushes either. And I typically give most of my cleaning supplies away as well. If it's easily replaceable, it's usually easier to just get rid of it.
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 15, 2008 9:46:47 GMT -5
Have you guys thought about EBay? Or if you just want to get rid of it without the hassle of selling, look up your local Freecycle.org chapter. One man's trash is another one's treasure. You'd be surprised what some people will snatch up for free. Hell yeah we've thought about eBay! The problem is, the owner doesn't want to get rid of it, so we'd feel bad selling it. And Freecycle isn't creative enough. If I were to bet with somebody and lose it, he'd have no choice but to give it to me to settle the bet. Or something.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 15, 2008 10:21:23 GMT -5
Have you guys thought about EBay? Or if you just want to get rid of it without the hassle of selling, look up your local Freecycle.org chapter. One man's trash is another one's treasure. You'd be surprised what some people will snatch up for free. Hell yeah we've thought about eBay! The problem is, the owner doesn't want to get rid of it, so we'd feel bad selling it. And Freecycle isn't creative enough. If I were to bet with somebody and lose it, he'd have no choice but to give it to me to settle the bet. Or something. How do I know you won't throw the bet on purpose just to get rid of the chair?
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 15, 2008 11:47:32 GMT -5
How do I know you won't throw the bet on purpose just to get rid of the chair? I will.
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Post by storyteller0910 on Oct 15, 2008 11:49:55 GMT -5
How do I know you won't throw the bet on purpose just to get rid of the chair? I will. I sense a flaw in your cunning plan.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 15, 2008 12:10:55 GMT -5
How do I know you won't throw the bet on purpose just to get rid of the chair? I will. Well, with that impeccable logic, why not the best of both worlds: Freecycle/Craig's List the thing and find some random stranger to take you up on the bet.
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 15, 2008 12:13:48 GMT -5
I dunno, the plunger isn't something I move with. That's like taking the shower head or the mats in the bottom of the cupboards. I bet you even take the toilet brush, too? Sicko. Please don't hide that.If I could vote for you twice, I would. This from the guy that helps his friend lug a dentist chair aorund everytime said friend moves. But, yeah, I usually don't move with my plungers or toilet brushes either. And I typically give most of my cleaning supplies away as well. If it's easily replaceable, it's usually easier to just get rid of it. Hell yes, I'm taking my showerhead with me. That shit was expensive. I'm not gonna throw all my shit away just because I'm moving across town. That's pretty wasteful, and I'm ashamed of you both. (My parents have had the same toilet brush since I was a wee lass. If it's not broken or covered in poo, don't throw it away. This, of course, means that rugger is going directly into the trash when I'm done with him.)
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Post by Santo Rugger on Oct 15, 2008 12:30:40 GMT -5
Score one for the good guys!
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 15, 2008 13:12:02 GMT -5
This from the guy that helps his friend lug a dentist chair aorund everytime said friend moves. But, yeah, I usually don't move with my plungers or toilet brushes either. And I typically give most of my cleaning supplies away as well. If it's easily replaceable, it's usually easier to just get rid of it. Hell yes, I'm taking my showerhead with me. That shit was expensive. I'm not gonna throw all my shit away just because I'm moving across town. That's pretty wasteful, and I'm ashamed of you both. How is it wasteful if you donate/freecycle/leave it for the next residents (with their permission, of course) stuff. It's only wasteful if you actually throw it out. The only things I've thrown out so far in my cleaning out of junk is the stuff that's clearly not reusable. I haven't gotten around to the toilet products yet. I don't know if anyone will want to freecycle a toilet plunger. I guess it can't hurt to try when that moment arrives. (There's a lot of stuff to get rid of before that point. Oh, and it'd probably be wise to wait until the house has a buyer as well.)
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Post by bufftabby on Oct 15, 2008 13:20:45 GMT -5
Dude, I am not taking your used plunger. I bet Santo knows a certain somebody who might, though.
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Oct 15, 2008 18:30:36 GMT -5
Dude, I am not taking your used plunger. There's always the toilet brush.
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Post by storyteller0910 on Oct 16, 2008 7:04:25 GMT -5
About four hours left to get in those Night actions, folks.
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