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Post by ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies on Dec 4, 2008 16:10:28 GMT -5
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well, I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...
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Post by Total Ullz on Dec 4, 2008 18:30:01 GMT -5
*lllllllooooooooooolllll* ;D
I got tears in my eye from laughing!!!!
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Post by Merestil Haye on Dec 4, 2008 18:37:03 GMT -5
Grumpy, at a guess.
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Post by KidVermicious on Dec 4, 2008 18:56:26 GMT -5
Bwahahaha, nice
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Post by Høøpy Frøød on Dec 4, 2008 19:08:33 GMT -5
My girlfriend and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
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